Ronaldo

Just gonna have to try to defend from the front and hope Tiote's back and does his job.

Lovely Shay.

Watch your fucking mouth.

He's a good version of Michael Owen. He's basically fucking awesome.

Let's be 'aving you!

Only 202 goals to go.

As opposed to who? Nobody?

Liam Ridgewell was. Mariappa was.

I was absolutely certainly he'd score about 5 seconds before he did.

Try not to pin that on Pardew, OK?

Fair play, James. Looked a good player recently and was superb today.

I hope Kevin Phillips gets lynched on his way out of the stadium. Horrible little shite.

He always recovers fast. Can easily see him back for the game after Liverpool.

Just a great guy and a great manager. Big fuck off to the haters.

Makes a habit of getting outmuscled by players considerably smaller. Been mostly f***ing s**** for about 10 games now.

One of the best performances I've ever witnessed for us today. Bettered only by a couple from Bellamy in 02-03 and Pedro in the mid-90s.

Cabaye the same score as Guthrie? Put your specs on, son. Guthrie did better in the 2nd half. Cabaye was mostly ineffective but worked hard.

8 points from our final 8 and I'm convinced we'll finish 6th.

Krul 6.5 Simpson 7 Williamson 6 Coloccini 7 Perch 9 Guthrie 6 Cabaye 6 Jonas 8.5 Ben Arfa 10 Cisse 9 Ba 8 Santon 6 Shola 7 Ferguson 6.5

Absolutely superb result.

Cisse was laughing on the stretcher, mate.

Perch is God.

Williamson: "There's always a fakin way."

Don't boo him, lads. He tries his best.

Williamson yet again.