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Collymore telling more fibs then. That's why liars need good memories.

I think you've got the wrong end of the stick there. Collymore admitted on TalkSport a while back that Ferguson took a long look at both and ended up going for Cole because he was a more likely to hit the ground running and help them challenge Blackburn. Ferguson apologised to Collymore a few months later and explained his reasoning.

Aye, my wild guess is that Hatem refuses to put any sort of effort in physical training. We've heard how little Shane has to beef up and in fairness Ben Arfa's frame isn't much bigger. There's nothing wrong with Ben Arfa's strengh I agree with that. His pound-for-pound strength is pretty damn good.

I'd be tempted to say that this is the type of game Jonas is useless in, but he's actually scored in his last two appearances against Wolves, incredibly.

It's a fair statement to make after the goal in the derby, to be fair. Not condoning it but a fifth of our fans are basically imbeciles who'll still be singing 'Ryan Taylor, over the wall' in fifteen years.

It must be a case of recurring problems relating to effort or failure to conform to instructions in training, whereby rewarding him with starts sets a bad example to the rest of the squad. It clearly goes beyond the type of player he is, or the dreadful performances at Brighton and Blackburn.

Barca started pissing away points away from home. End of article.

172 pages since December.

Or not, because Campbell can run and play football.

We already have one.

I only see Terry swaggering about, like.

I'd play him over Simpson against Wolves. They'll almost certainly park the bus and Simpson is obsolete in that context.

The day England pick Danny Simpson is the day I start supporting Austria.

Not that I'd put any real stock in what Taylor tells the local hacks but I remember him saying a couple of years back that he feels far more comfortable in the centre. He's most likely contradicted it somewhere, though. And another thing, if today's Taylor has one glaring weakness it's dealing with players running at him. He doesn't go backwards well at all.

Too average, even for that lot.

I don't think he likes playing there. Bobby did it once, btw. When we were down to the bare bones, too.

I'm not sure the replacements are better. In fact, they're just not.

How could anyone have missed that? Who missed it?

Don't like the look of that at all.

As if we broke the world transfer record, man.

Good point, well made.

Someone who can speak the language properly would be a good start. With a few exceptions the same players seem to respect their club managers.

Greece won Euro 2004. Of course England can possibly win a tournament with some dumb luck.

Nobody said he was a joke. I said he was a complete joker.