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Martinez was first choice, but he said he wanted to stay at Wigan. http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/13704421

After someone else giving the tip off about Lee Clark becoming next Wolves manager, nee chance!

But you have to ask if Carroll's form is poor due to Liverpool being poor this season? He might fare better if he's got better service from Young, Johnson, Ashley Cole etc compared to the likes of Downing and Henderson.

I have no idea why he's even anywhere near the Man U first XI . Who should be playing ahead of him? Hernandez, but overall I'm surprised Fergie hasn't brought in someone better. (if you were referring to Man U.)

I have no idea why he's even anywhere near the Man U first XI .

Just what I was thinking. Convinced it was, like. No Englishman would be daft enough to wear a blazer in amongst that lot. Blazer and glasses. Stuck out like a sore thumb.

Because you weren't on their database?

5/6 on Pep not being at Barca next season. 10/1 on him being next Chelsea manager

5/6 on Pep not being at Barca next season. 10/1 on him being next Chelsea manager

Aye, you're right. But are you sure you want to risk so much, for little in return? EDIT: Ah right, I've just seen that you need to bet £120.

I usually do a 5 team accumulator at the weekend, looking at all the major European leagues. I always check soccerstats.com for home vs away disparities and soccerway.com for form guide. But it doesn't do any good, as I usually lose anyway.

That's a canny list. Long gone are the days of going for ageing players on inflated wages.

According to nufc.com, the last match at SJP is on the 3rd of August, meaning that the 2nd leg (9th) would be ok to be played at home.

From nufc.com earlier in the week...

Save it for the weekend. 2-0 Cisse first goalscorer.

Krul saved a pen as well. I think Santon would defend better against Sturridge than Raylor did that day. And IIRC, Jonas didn't play that day and didn't give that extra cover that Raylor needs.

Alnwick, Nicholson, Nzuzi, Folan, Moyo, Richardson, Abeid, Newton, Donaldson, Inman, Taylor.

Didn't Robbie Savage mention something about Clark being ideal for the Wolves job on MOTD last night?

Just put £5 on using their mobile app.

Preferably in this pose... http://www2.pictures.zimbio.com/gi/Shola+Ameobi+Newcastle+United+v+Wolverhampton+Gq5HuZfFbz8l.jpg

From a tweet I read earlier: Wigan (verb) - To do f*** all for prolonged period before being saved by temporary brilliance. eg. I was on weed all year, but Wiganed my exams.

Montpellier are a decent watch. That was torturous.

15mins. I put £10 on Lyon at HT.

Not at all. 2 awful teams on the pitch can't make a good game. I think there's only been one shot on target all game. I thought Lyon would be beating Marseille quite easily, judging by Marseille's recent poor form.

Brilliant read as many have already said. I think everyone on N-O should be made to read it and thereafter sit an examination to ensure it has sunk in. Anyone not reaching a set pass mark should be banned indefinitely. That's Neesy fucked