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Linekar opening the show with an opening monologue about all the controversy. Surprised tbh, but good they're not completely sweeping it under the rug.

Love Tindall. Eddie obviously gets the majority of the credit but Tindall is clearly massively involved behind the scenes. Someone somewhere described him as the groom’s mate from uni who’s come down for the stag do and I think about it at least once a week where did the nickname Mad Dog come from anyway?

He was always a mega-cunt but what a way to torch his legacy. You've scored more goals and achieved more than just about anyone else in history, just close your career out gracefully you utter fucking narcissist. Always thought Messi was better in terms of ability and playstyle but could see an argument for him - nowadays it's just embarrassing.

Perfect result for us

Feels a bit weird I think because Tripps was constantly around the squad and in photos even on crutches last year. Bit different though for a younger player who'd just moved to a new country, makes sense he'd be recovering wherever he feels more comfortable.

People doing this are completely missing the point of what Eddie is building. I'd much rather have a hard worker like Chris Wood than a Michael Owen type - talented but a complete prick.

2 in at most for me - maintaining this team spirit is absolutely paramount. Everyone is so together and fighting for each other.

Might print out the league table and stick it on my fridge

Little gutted this is the last game for a month and a half

The we're-fucking-massive-o-meter

Keep thinking about how annoying that will be for different players on that team of dickheads. Poor Jorginho. Poor little Kai.

Ref was so weak. Think at one point Gallacher screamed at him "YOU'RE SO SHIT" and got nothing for it. May have completely misread the lips mind

Big shades of the win against Leeds going into the January window last year in terms of how much better we'll look to potential signings. Fucking love it.

Massive fan of Lascelles getting involved without even getting on the pitch.

They implement the no dickheads rule and they'll have no players left.

I love every single one of those players. Every one. Heroes.

Our fucking house you little CUNTS. GET FUCKED.

Yesssss fucking knock them out. Havertz first

JOEEEEE

No doubt, Wilson is a different level.

Don't think he made their squad but I love your energy

Wood's been fine like.

Chelsea are so dislikeable.

Been the better side but not by miles. Frustrating game in many ways but we've not looked in any danger. Wilson on at half time for a bit more mobility up front and I think we win this. No-one's played poorly, but Bruno looks a little frustrated, almost like he's trying too hard. Think the penalty miss might be weighing on him a bit.

Howay!