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Fucking quality result, really didn't think we'd get anything here. Fantastic from Arfa and Tiote, and from the whole team really, they all did pretty well. Good team selection from Hughton, subs were a bit iffy but hey, 3 points.

Merson just gave me a heart attack.

How the fuck do you take off our best player and leave Nolan huffing and wheezing in a ball on? Crazy decision from Chris.

I'm pretty gutted there's no medical way I can have Ben Arfa's babies.

Think we should go Jonas for Nolan, him out wide and Ben Arfa in the middle.

So has Perch been booked or something?

Dave just had a seizure.

Looks like Chris Hughton - Super Signer strikes again. I love our team, it's actually got exciting players again.

Come on!

Brilliant, and accurate.

I think it's because you posted it at 10:52pm, and said that you had "just walked past" it, meaning it would be night. The joke was that your camera flash must be so good it turned night into day. Jokes are never funny once you explain them.

Aye, seems really sound and intelligent, but then acts like a complete dickhead most of the time.

That's right up there with Shola-on-a-bike!

Wtf. Why did this even get posted? So random. So sick.

Loved our home kit from last year, were it not for the patch on the back it'd have been perfect imo.

Defoe runs his legs off to get a hattrick. Literally.

I just find it amusing that it's right after the end of the window so they can't get any decent cover in. And with Mr. Glass Ledley King in their squad, chances are they're gonna be found wanting at centre half through the season.

Wish they hadn't changed the England shirt, like. The last one was perfect.

Carroll will win Young Player of the Month, unless that's a complete FM invention.

Can't believe it has actually happened. So happy he's here.

Really not sure I'd want Keane tbh. With Ben Arfa coming in it's looking more and more likely that we won't be playing 2 up top, but 1. If Keane's here it might stunt Carroll's development, not to mention him not being the player he used to be, and likely on large wages. Seems like the sort of signing we'd have made in the past, big name player, past his prime, looking for a big paycheck.

Haha, no. Though he certainly seems to be learning from his mistakes, and is doing the right thing now, backing Hughton with money when required.

Yep, things certainly look to be going the right way. Carroll coming on leaps and bounds over the last season has certainly helped that imo.

Didn't even try and disguise it ffs. Poor effort, James.