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I can imagine the conversation. Cabella: "So whats Newcastle like lads?". Frenchies:"Well, we play atrocious football and the manager is a dipshit. However, we get paid a shit load, play in a nice stadium, with good fans and theres a good chance you will get a move to a big club within a year or two."

Good lad. Sounds like we got our number one target replacement for Debuchy, which is good news.

Woah. Source? Are you ITK bro?

he probably is, but hes a cripple.

Yeh two great signings and a shit carrot top. As long as we strengthen enough, to give Pardew no excuses, we should be ok.

Janmaat?

Id prefer a taget man + lacazette/remy

Im guessing Janmaat, Cabella and a striker we are yet to hear of. I wouldnt be surprised if we were currently negotiating for Lacazette since the "transfer team" is in France.

I see you bumped it twice, must be enjoying the sensation? of course

Can we stop bumping this thread now, i get tingles in my balls everytime it gets refreshed.

The good news is, I think they are scared of pushing Raylor too quick too soon.

Zaha wouldn't start for us. Nor should he. He would though. We have no better wide players.

Don't know how a person could cope with all that like. He would have been training quite intensively in Brazil no doubt, his body will need rest to avoid injury.

Think it will be completed tomorrow. Theres no reason to interrupt his holiday, the lad needs a break, before this season. He has huge responsibility for us this year.

No

I dont agree on the left back, but we definately need 2 strikers, a right back, a CB and someone like Payet. Don't think Santon or Haidara are good enough. Haidara has potential though. Good backup players. I agree, but its not a priority position.

I dont agree on the left back, but we definately need 2 strikers, a right back, a CB and someone like Payet.

so hes not coming today then.

pure speculation.

Indeed. Colo is good on his day, when the style of game suits him. The other two are garbage.

Must be replaced by Caulker imo.

Was he that impressive at the world cup?

Not one footed, and barely a poacher. Just scores freak goals.

Don't think so with Siem in and Cabella soon to be, i'd like him obviously but i can't see it. If Sissoko leaves, then maybe.

Woodman Mbiwa Williamson Saylor Haidara Obertan Anita Colback Ameobi Gouffran de Jong That will be the side