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Won one more than cardiff on that front so the scoring is the worst ting since then. Bottom of the form league since march though.

I was going to do some sort of piktochart but struggled with their site. All my shite is shared here if anyone else wants to have a go at cramming it all in a single .jpg https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1ABHoLnILBY-xDD3VTPp4wLWAQofNLWmSv--V5aARcvM/edit#slide=id.p13

Why do you keep ignoring the cumulative goal difference of Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton combined equating to exactly the same (-32) as Pardew? Am I honestly the only person that thinks that that's just staggering considering all of those managers were either deemed failures by us, Shepherd or Ashley himself? I don't think it's as damning as the sentence suggests when you first read it. It equates Pardew to those managers rather than exemplifying how he is worse. Gullit inherited a title challenging team. Souness too. The fact that they managed negative goal differences shames them more than pardew. Keegan Played 162 GD +148 Robson Played 188 GD +59 Gullit, Souness, Roeder, Alardyce, Kinnear, Shearer and Hughton.. Played 214 GD -32 Pardew Played 132 GD -32 I mean, clearly Pardew's record is awful, but given that goal difference should usually be positive, the shocking thing about that combined group is that they all managed to fail on a scale approaching Pardew's. None of them having lasted half as long as he has.

Pardew has conceded as many goals to Sunderland as Newcastle Manager as Keegan, Dalglish, Souness, Roeder, Allardyce, Kinnear and Hughton combined (11).

Alan Pardew has managed #NUFC for seven derbies. Chris Hughton for one. Both have scored 5 goals against #SAFC

Maybe I was late to the show, but fwiw the only folk I saw laughed at or patronised on here were those wondering if sacking Pardew was necessarily good for the club given the Ashley situation. I've never been derogatory to anyone who wanted him out, only tried to defend my "more time" position. He's had enough time now like, obviously.

I'm the perfect example of how non-kneejerk fans have been. It's taken 4 interminable years for my knee to slowly rise into a lofted position and we still look complete dogshit.

Recovered victims are frequently the best placed to help sufferers.

http://www.themag.co.uk/the-mag-articles/failed-score/

Joint lowest scoring team in England in 2014. Also not scored in 17 out of 22 games or something daft. Copyright Happy Face. Not joint lowest. We stand alone on that score. We have failed to score in 71% of games since 29/12/13. Next up is Wycombe on 55%. So while we have averaged a goal 1 game in 4 (which would cost you £120+), if another club doesn't score one game, they almost always score in the next.

no He's won a few after going behind. He's lost one fifth of the games Newcastle scored first in. There's plenty on my twitter in my sig. Worst one I saw today was that Williamson had 4 aerial duels in Swansea's box on Saturday. STILL!!!!? After 4 years! 104 appearances with 2 Assists! No goals! STILL!!! we lump the ball at that 50p piece headed twat EVERY frigging time.

Both Moyes and Martinez are on between six and ten times what Pardew earns, basic. So it's a moot discussion before you even look at the control they would want over the squad and that.

http://instagram.com/p/m_FYrwNHsQ/

That last one I went to Statto and used their "custom table" to look at all games since 01/01/14. http://www.statto.com/football/stats/england/premier-league/2013-2014/custom-table You can do that for all 4 leagues on there. Copied and pasted the "for" column into a spreadie and uncle Bob the tranny's your auntie. Also use... http://www.soccerbase.com/teams/home.sd http://www.whoscored.com/Teams/23 http://www.fourfourtwo.com/statszone http://fantasy.premierleague.com/ http://www.rsssf.com/histdom.html http://www.11v11.com/teams/newcastle-united/tab/matches http://stats.football365.co.uk/

I've got a stutter so don't take the piss.

Cunt. Making it sound as if the booing is for the team not him Dedicate wins to Mike Ashley, blame players for defeat and ask fans to give you more backing #daretopardew

I hope I can make it across the border. I hope to see my friend and shake his hand. I hope the Pacific is as blue as it has been in my dreams. I hope.

Another day, and my quest to stat Pardew out of the club contuinues... Loic Remy has played 1866 minutes for Newcastle. In the first 742 (Up to Norwich @SJP) he scored 8 goals. One every 93 minutes. In the 1124 minutes he has played since then he has scored 5. One every 224 minutes. PARDEWED!!

http://oi60.tinypic.com/25gqjae.jpg I wondered about the bumps, and sure enough, we have Ashley to thank for those, rather than Pardew.

Someone on Twitter challenged me on it. Said it's not as bad as I made it look because he's played so many more games than all the other bad managers. Per game his GD is better than Souness and co. That is true. However, in December 2012 Pardew's Goal Difference was zero, and then it nose-dived.... http://i61.tinypic.com/opy6xc.jpg Which means over 56 games Pardew's GD is -32 Over the same period Sunderland have a goal Difference of -31

For anyone that likes these things, I've shared a spreadsheet with every result going back 25 years. https://docs.google.com/file/d/0ByKcu35MQu-pUnQwSzN5Q1A1eWc/edit?pli=1 Download it and you can filter on managers, opposnents, home, away, goals scored, golas conceded, where we were in the league at the time, or date. Perfect for quickly finding out things like how many games Souness lost by 3 or more at home in November while we were in the top half and that sort of thing. There was one. a 4-1 defeat off Fulham.

Pardew with the worst GD of all our Premier league managers. Keegan

cheers I'm off to complain to Microsoft about the failure of their spellcheck function.