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http://nufc-ashlies.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/no-one-outside-top-6-can-win-cup.html?m=1

For those that say we're where we belong, no better than anyone above. Highlight the following... 44% of defeats have come from teams below . SFC 33% SCFC 29% CPFC 21% Issue not that we're not as good as those above but that we're repeatedly humbled by those below.

Only Fulham & Stevenage have lost more of their games over 2 seasons

Great write up. Would add one thing... "Mike Ashley is not looking for his interest free loan to be repaid, or to take any money out of the Club". You point out how that's a lie and he benefits, but without saying the most glaring contradiction which is that he has taken £11m cash out of the club in last year's accounts.

John Anderson annoyed me so much I wrote a long diatribe of 10 reasons I hate Ashley. I then finished it with a show of support for the walkout. http://nufc-ashlies.blogspot.co.uk/2014/05/ten-football-reasons-we-hate-mike.html Please tweet, re-tweet, share, +1 etc. https://twitter.com/MikeAshleyLies/status/462204704911400962

The average % of games lost for the 5 managers in English football to keep their jobs as long as Pardew is under 30%. Pardew has lost 40%.

He's always class on Twitter. There was a documentary made about him when he was Leyton Orient manager where he was a bit of a charlie, but hilarious. He's a taxi driver now and pulls no punches with anyone still in the game.

Aye, annoying when the shite goes unchallenged by presenter, pundit or caller. "9th place, nowt to complain about! Extenuating circumstances for the run." Bollocks. What Neville said tonight was no worse than what Lawrenson said on Sunday. They're suggesting we should have an attitude that would be tantamount to completely throwing in the towel. When it comes to analysing fan behaviour, football punditry in this country perpetuates the same elitist guff every week. For the majority of clubs, they default to stereotypical hogwash because their allegiances lie with the aforementioned 'elite', as does the larger proportion of the viewing audience (including on-the-night neutrals). So - until it's those particular fans who are getting the arrogant guff spewed directly at them - they get away with it. It's as simple as that and, like I say, whilst it's irritating to listen to at the time - it's so typical that it doesn't wind me up that much. I get more annoyed when they're actually analysing the football, and make excuses for the likes of Alan fucking Pardew. We're underachieving even on our modest PL history, as I've shown. Without demanding Champions league year in and year out.

Yet I keep hearing how the club is in a better position than it has been for years

http://i62.tinypic.com/a32ik0.jpg all 38 game seasons. Average #NUFC points total unachievable for Pardew If target was top half, our points total wouldn't usually be enough to achieve it. Current points enough for 13th in the average table.

Aye, annoying when the shite goes unchallenged by presenter, pundit or caller. "9th place, nowt to complain about! Extenuating circumstances for the run." Bollocks.

NUFC's pulse. DEAD!!

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In every single season as Newcastle manager, Pardew has gone on a run of games that lasted at least ONE THIRD of the season where his win ratio was between 14% and 29% 10/11 - 14 games 2 wins (14%) 11/12 - 17 games 5 wins (29% ) 12/13 - 14 games 2 wins (14%) 13/14 - 17 games 4 wins (23%)

If we had another chairman I'd have Martinez every day.

I'm trying to say hoy a tenner on us not to win whenever we score first and the in-play odds are better than 3-1.

Pardew's Newcastle have earned 21 points having conceded first (P57 W4 D9 L44) Pardew's Newcastle have spurned 52 points having scored first (P67 W46 D11 L10) Pardew's Newcastle fail to gain any points from 77% of games in which they concede first. Pardew's Newcastle fail to retain all points from 31% of games in which they score first.

One fifth of Pardew's defeats have come after scoring the first goal (10/54).

Between 29 December 2013 and 12 April 2014 Pardew's Newcastle failed To score in three quarters of League games (12/16 games). Since 26 December 2013 (and counting) Pardew's Newcastle have failed to take a single point from top half opponents (0/21 points). On Boxing Day Pardew's Newcastle were 3 points behind Liverpool and 17 ahead of Palace. By April 20 Newcasle were 34 points behind Liverpool and 3 Points ahead of Palace. Pardew's Newcastle sit bottom of the form league with one win and six defeats in the last 7 games and a goal difference of -13. The next worse goal difference is Sunderland on -8. All these ones...

Shots outside box... 10/11 - 33% 11/12 - 48% 12/13 - 50% 13/14 - 54%