Chris_R

Meanwhile we're crying out for someone mobile at the back as Schar and Burn lose the ability to run, and Botman's leg has seemingly fallen off. Only at this club.

Hands up if you never fucked up in your early/mid 20s? He's a young lad who made a mistake in a high-pressure situation. Let's not overreact. It's shit and it'll have a big impact on us in the final, but it's still just a human being doing something stupid.

Probably played about 75 minutes today.

Do us a favour and turn it off again you jinx.

Shows how slow our defenders are when you can knock it past them and rub round the other way when clean through on goal. Crying out for some pace at the back.

Agreed. I don't even think he's that slow.

He has, by a year.

Looked a great player on YouTube and was great in his first match but then his hamstring exploded on his debut and he was forever shit. Was basically this club in human form.

They've already been here over 2.5 years, What's the odds we get to 5 years with them still deliberating, then they announce they're not doing anything because it takes too long?

Sure. But avoiding Chris Waddling it is somewhat harder than just chipping the ball down the middle. Once everything is factored in, middle is apparently best.

Actually, statistically penalties are best placed down the middle as goalkeepers almost always gamble and dive out the way. Obviously you look like a prize twat if the keeper just stands still and catches it, but mathematically it's the best option.

We're not beating them twice in 3 weeks so I'd rather we save any miracles for March 16th.

Isak at Arsenal or Liverpool

Will this be the first time the mackems have parsnipped a thread before half time?

There's a difference between reporting tickets of people who've not turned up through illness etc who might make up a hundred or so fans, compared to sticking 8,000 tickets in a skip, muttering "well someone might pick a few up?", shrugging, then adding every single one of them onto the gate. It's not so much what they're doing, but the sheer scale of it to the point where, as has already been said, their average price per ticket is about a tenner. Compare that to all the other clubs in the league.