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A slight bit in second half but in reality he offers nothing whatsoever on the left. He is always to slow releasing the ball wherever he plays and looks lethargic

We have lost 5 of last 6 games to Swansea, West Ham, Southampton, Stoke and now Fulham - that's why, we have basically been beaten of bang average teams quite easily in most cases Well aye, and it's completely his fault. but some of the criticisms seem more suited to post-game West Ham & Swansea. We were by no means brilliant today, and we still need things to click better up front, but there were positives to take away from it. I agree there are positives, it's just for me they are far and away outweighed by the negatives of shit subs and loyality to players like Jonas and Williamson

We have lost 5 of last 6 games to Swansea, West Ham, Southampton, Stoke and now Fulham - that's why, we have basically been beaten of bang average teams quite easily in most cases

I think everyone understands the need for stability and if he even looked like doing the right things and changing I would be willing to back him. It's how clueless and desperate he looks that is setting alarm bells for me. If we are to get rid, now is the time to do it before January and hope the new man can get a couple of results as I have no faith in Pardew currently to get a single point other than Qpr game

He didn't have the team playing football, most of it was improvisation by the players themselves. The only thing he has to do is pick a balanced first 11 and it's the one thing he seems incapable of. 4-3-3 doesn't mean picking two centre forwards and playing one of them on the wing for those still wondering why it never looks quite right. I bet he'll make sure that doesn't happen again. I said hooof Vurnon, hooof the ball, how dare you pass to a team mate. He hasn't even got the balls to stick to a hoofball system. He's like Sam Allardyce without the conviction. The sad reality and predicament we find ourselves in. Having to constantly bring Shola in to try and get something just stinks of desperation and yet it has happened in just about every game, depressing, utterly depressing to have to watch players like that and a Manager who actually thinks they can do a job

He didn't have the team playing football, most of it was improvisation by the players themselves. The only thing he has to do is pick a balanced first 11 and it's the one thing he seems incapable of. 4-3-3 doesn't mean picking two centre forwards and playing one of them on the wing for those still wondering why it never looks quite right. I bet he'll make sure that doesn't happen again. I said hooof Vurnon, hooof the ball, how dare you pass to a team mate.

Even though we played better football (When losing) I can't look past them Substitutions, it's mental really

Forgot all about this! Just crazy - it doesn't take a genius to work us out - In fact you don't even need to try just turn up and we will fill any team full of confidence within around 10-20 mins

Not a winger

I think the main problem is shoe horning Cisse in on right, he in no way can play anywhere but up top but Pardew insists on playing both of them, much better throwing Marveux out left and Ben Arfa there. It's the most baffling thing to put this square peg in a round hole, Cisse does not have the touch, dribbling or pace to play wide. It's just not his game strange Pardew tried to shoe horn all strikers out wide. Leon Best, Shola, Ba, that is what he does. Because he's obsessed with set plays! The more tall strikers you have in the starting line-up the more chances of set plays and hoofs landing on a nufc player, in theory that is, except it doesn't f***ing work during open play never mind set play. He did it with Best twice and Ba came to us as a wide forward. As for Shola, when? He has played Shola on the right a few times this season and he has looked shocking every time (Because he is a shocking player)

I think the main problem is shoe horning Cisse in on right, he in no way can play anywhere but up top but Pardew insists on playing both of them, much better throwing Marveux out left and Ben Arfa there. It's the most baffling thing to put this square peg in a round hole, Cisse does not have the touch, dribbling or pace to play wide. It's just not his game strange Pardew tried to shoe horn all strikers out wide. Leon Best, Shola, Ba, that is what he does. Because he's obsessed with set plays! The more tall strikers you have in the starting line-up the more chances of set plays and hoofs landing on a nufc player, in theory that is, except it doesn't f***ing work during open play never mind set play. We are useless with set plays like, absolutely no point we may as well just let them have the free kick. That is the most worrying thing for me that he doesn't have the capability to get anywhere near fluid football from us while he insists on putting strikers on the wing. It's horrible to watch

Played well today, think in a decent team he would be class keeping ball moving.

He would probably get a hatrick of Williamson's arse

Don't think its the right game for fergie, also if it means playing Jonas I think i'll pass. Would rather we take out him than Simpson at present

Tbh I would be quite up for him starting Tiote, Anita and Bigi in there and dropping Jonas

I think the main problem is shoe horning Cisse in on right, he in no way can play anywhere but up top but Pardew insists on playing both of them, much better throwing Marveux out left and Ben Arfa there. It's the most baffling thing to put this square peg in a round hole, Cisse does not have the touch, dribbling or pace to play wide. It's just not his game strange

We did try to get at them, sadly in Pardew's book hoofing is the best way to get at the oppositions. We actually had our best spells when Anita etc were allowed to keep the ball on the floor. Unfortunately we ultimately end up hoofing it when you bring Ben Arfa off for Shola (Jesus wept ) - I just don't understand why our managers time and time again can not see what the rest of the population can see

Even if Pards is playing him because he tracks back we are getting opened up time and time again with Tiote or Perch or Jonas or anyone in the team. Whatever he is trying is just not working

it's not a dig , that is just him trying to justify taking him off. Problem is he seem oblivious to the shit we are seeing and thinks we are playing half decent, the blokes mental tbh

Also going on about cutting out the sloppy defending, yes Pards but why not talk about the fact that time and time again we can't be positive and play front foot football (A Pardism) and can't open teams up. Concentrate more on hurting the other team and you may find the rest falls into place. Don't be fucking scared of what teams like Fulham, Southampton, Swansea, West Ham can do to you - just fucking get at them

Aye, then after the game I'm off home to Kelly Brook. Canny, wish I was

I notice he managed to have a dig at Ben Arfa for looking off pace first half. What about Jonas Pardew you horrible cunt

Sorry but he's fucking mental we were triffic, fuck of Pards

4-3-3 with Marveux and Ben Arfa either side of Ba - Alternatively Ba left and Cisse centre as Ba is good there Drop Jonas for someone

He just doesn't seem to be learning what works and what doesn't. He needs to grow a set and just go for teams. I honestly fear for us with the games we have over Christmas we could be in that bottom 3 come January