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He has made me hate Football. Fat horrible cunt

? so true, we are so desperate that we just want anyone and the truth is the fans don't really want these players as they will be gash

I feel like we have been here before on the eve of the transfer window closing without a fucking clue and supposed targets signing for other clubs all over the shop. Time to walk away from this shit

Where is Kuqi

According to Allardyce yesterday, we've already rejected a loan bid for Sandro because not enough money was offered. Guessing that was either Mike Ashley or a small Spanish club. Well we were offering Donnay socks, Kangol tops and assorted Asics trainers for him. The small Spanish team will outbid us as we are poverty stricken and 100 million per year ain't gonna change that.

Well it would be better if they just told us straight they aren't buying players. Just throw the academy kids in and be done with it. They need saving from the Elephant man so throw them to the wolves instead

Another day of complete nonsense coming up. Wonder which bids without conviction will be submitted today.. Last ditch effort for Jorgensen and a "well we tried" at 6ish

We really are a shit club that employs a bunch of losers. They fuck up everything. Surely they realise as the window creeps on they may have to pay more than a player is worth to get someone in. They are just fucking idiots. If we survive it's down to sheer luck and then what, more of the same shit.

Not bothered what happens anymore. We are going nowhere no matter if we stay up or dont

True, but him, Kenedy and a keeper may be the repairs we need to limp over the line, which is ultimately all that will happen. Making more changes may have caused issues within the team.

No one's turning their nose up. What use is he however if he were to make about 3 appearances for us and spend the rest of the time injured? If those 3 appearances are wins for us then every use. Don't get me wrong, a fit Sturridge would instantly be our best player so I'm all for it (bling and swag and stupid dance aside). Even if he only plays half the games we have left the difference it will make to other teams trying to defend against us and the fact he can actually shoot could be a huge difference to us staying up or going down. He could knack himself in the first game but we have to gamble now, West Brom or West ham would have gambled and no doubt he would score 10 goals for them. It's more exciting than a striker from dutchy land that may score less than Joselu.

No one's turning their nose up. What use is he however if he were to make about 3 appearances for us and spend the rest of the time injured? If those 3 appearances are wins for us then every use.

In the real world I would just play Perez up front on his own and drop Merino, Atsu or Kenedy in behind him.

Would be a risk but potentially class signing for us. Won't happen though as we are owned by a rotten cunt

If Rafa isn't able to bring in 2 players before Wednesday I think we are down. We are utter trash in front of centre midfield and need a Striker and link up man desperately. We look incapable of actually attacking teams and lack basic movement

Rafa takes some blame for this today, the tactics and formation are shocking

Can we take Ritchie, Hayden, Gayle, Clark, Manquillo and Haidara off ?

Because as raw as it is it causes issues when a player will run at a defence. No defence likes teams running at them no matter the quality

If we get offered 15 million for him we should be snapping their hands off, he offers nothing. We need 2 strikers in this week really as we haven't got any Why would anyone offer £15m for Gayle? Fine 3 million, whatever it is, he is fucking terrible when he gets the ball. Someone may offer 10 for him and if Rafa thinks he can bring someone half competitive in then it should be done. He will never score enough to keep us up. Ritchie should be dropped for Murphy as well with Atsu on the left because its been awful watching him try and play football, so slow and shit. Shelvey has actually closed them down, played intelligent passes and tried to start something, but with those 2 mongs in front of him and the invisible man in Hayden he has no chance

If we get offered 15 million for him we should be snapping their hands off, he offers nothing. We need 2 strikers in this week really as we haven't got any

Shelvey and Saivet the only two that look like they give a fuck

We are utter wank, zero quality in this

Gayle you mean. Gayle as a striker should be taking that on and smashing it

Add Hayden as well, the best thing he has done is take that smash to the face

Both Gayle and Ritchie don't have anywhere near good enough technique or ability for this level. They are championship players only.