Lenny

Eh ? What about 7-3 at Arsenal ? That can't be right.

Did he just say our heaviest away defeat for 25 years?!

Get out.

It's like playing wit a team with 0 chemistry on FIFA.

Says a lot when your head starts telling you that kinnear couldn't be any worse than Pardew.

Only way is up then

I like Debuchy but he's been fucking atrocious today. Sluggish and clumsy.

Turboshite today. He's had fuck all though, literally no service whatsoever.

Slagging Cisse off tonight... Really?!

It really is fucking laughable

What two goals down, a man down, a player injured and one of our best players not even in the squad! Staring down the barrel of a humiliation if Man City fancy it.

Here we go then, time to forget all the other shit for a couple of hours and focus on this shit.

I don't think I'll ever be purely apathetic about Newcastle, as once the whistle blows I'm in, but outside of those 90 mins this club has flattened me. I'm not surprised, I'm not angry, I'm just resigned to the fact that we are going to have to sit this shit out until Ashley fucks off.

Peobs on bench New signing??

Isn't Santon injured? Reckon it will be: Krul Debuchy Taylor Colo M'biwa Tiote Sissoko Cabaye Ben Arfa Jonas Cisse

Quickest I've ever seen him run!

Of the 'young lads', Bigi and Haidara are quite comfortably the best prospects.

I Juan to see Mata come on.

That was a definite foul on Hazard but I hate how he deliberately left his foot in there.

Bit boring this half.

De Bruyne doesn't mind a shot.

Save!

Hull woken up slightly.

That Hull player just raped himself

Questionable keeping, mind.