Lenny

Beckhams delivery is amazing. Shame Crouch is shite.

We could batter these!

Fucking hell am I watching England, great start!

It doesn't bother me whether they sing or not, I'm so bloody un-patriotic!

or given OUR situation maybe.....

Instead of walking out to Local Hero, we could come out to "No Chance!"

Seems far too good to be true, we couldn't ask for anything more could we? "We will look to give Alan money to spend and funds to build his squad - and we have to say now that we are massively interested in highly paid players - we will be a Chelsea." Then it's far too good.

Does seem a little too good to be true.

It does to an extent though doesn't it. If he was playing without pressure in a decent team, he would obviously have more goals. Equally, if he was a better player and a better finisher he'd have far more goals. I agree with that to be fair, but I just think it's not really that black and white with his goal scoring record given what's gone on whilst he's been here.

It does to an extent though doesn't it. If he was playing without pressure in a decent team, he would obviously have more goals.

It's more about the number of games over the time period that I find appalling. Both of them were guilty of missing some good chances towards the end of this season, but overall, throughout their time with us they've had fuck all service.

It's quite unbelievable how a successful (perhaps questionable) business man can make so many mistakes and not learn. Whenever there has been a decision to be made, he has made the WRONG decision EVERY time. I mean seriously, who the fuck advised him that it would be a good idea to advertise the sale of the club on a website aimed at communicating with fans? Beyond belief.

I didn't think I could be surpised by us anymore, but fucking hell. He actually is Del Boy. Someone offer them a pound.

Fucking hell

You what? I'm guessing his post below that was him correcting himself...

He probably would as well because he would have better players around him, and wouldn't be their only attacking outlet.

I think it probably will be sold, but most likely far too late for it to have any positive impact on our efforts for the coming season. They've just never given me any cause for optimism, or reason to believe they'll act with the required professionalism and haste (if those two can go completely hand in hand).

That was actually used earlier in the season to take the piss out of Ashley. That's twice it's been used just on Newcastle

Chances are he's probably the only person assosiated with Newcastle that doesn't really want Shearer to be confirmed manager.

Yep, the thread title is becoming ironic.

Bastards!

Good - inconsistent, over-hyped. Thanks for the memories but not what we need. I reckon 8-10 mil is a fair price in the current market the only memories i have is a thunderbolt away to spurs, a couple of canny efforts but in the end, a lazy, work-shy, inconsistent, huffy tosser. hope he has a career ending injury when he f***s off elsewhere, like most of the players who will be leaving this summer. You should thank your lucky stars you don't sit anywhere near me at the game (if you even go) hahahahaha aye? To be fair that was a pretty pathetic thing to say so I can understand his response.

Photoshopping opportunity with him as Del boy and Dennis wise as Rodney I believe a very bored father of mine has already done something similar... http://www.newcastle-online.org/nufcforum/index.php/topic,60874.msg1742625.html#msg1742625

I think he would as well. He's strong, quick, potentially decent delivery with a bit of confidence and I wouldn't be surprised if he bagged a few goals in that league too. As much as our defence has been criticised, it's probably the position I would most like to remain in tact, although I have no issue with Colo going. With a hard working, energetic midfield in front of Enrique, Bassong, Taylor, Beye we would have a good defence. If you take Taylor out for a quality CB you would probably have a decent Premiership defence.

I also got bored of that after a couple of paragraphs. May well have a point, but it was pretty much a one sided rant as someone above pointed out. I didnt read all of it, but the writer seemed about as narrow minded in his opinion as some of the Newcastle fans he's referring to.