Lenny

We had a spell of useful posession, between about 65 minutes and 80 minutes, apart from that we gave the ball away cheaply and invited a shit Stoke team onto us. The only positives were the performances of Edgar, Carroll and Jonas. End of. NOTW gave him a rating of 3

NURSE!

Smith brace, 2-1.

I was actually saying in my head the text message I was about to send my mate prior to that goal going in it was so obvious.

I could see it was a goal kick and I'm a few hundred miles away.

Disgusting, gutless, fucking shite performance. I think we're going down.

Hopefully that's for the rest of the season. Do you have some sort of agenda with Martins?

I'm just happy he's not in the squad. Why? 'cause he's been shite lately, and it's about time we try something else. Though Shola wouldn't have been my first option as something else, naturally. So you would drop him from the whole squad?

I'm just happy he's not in the squad. Why?

Or not.

Christ I hope for Shearer's sake we get something out of this because he is going to get some serious stick if this goes tits up.

Gone with Ranger on the bench ahead of Xisco as well

That is a fucking terrible lineup

Ameobi starting. fuck.

fuckin hell Bolton

Get in.

fucking West Brom.

Boro winning.

8/10 - Got the Elvis and the previous world record ones wrong.

I really am gutted and jealous that I don't live near the area. It's going to be amazing at St James' tomorrow.

Does that mean Drogba and Anelka are out?

http://img18.imageshack.us/img18/488/aslaw.jpg Fuck I'm bored.

That is a seriously pissed back line.

I can see where you're coming from with this. I was very impressed with Dowie's words at the press conference. Both he, and Shearer gave me the impression that they knew exactly how things were going to work between them. They both seem head strong and determined. I really would love to see it work.... obviously.

He said sitting in the stands watching Newcastle....don't some managers sit in the stands? Someone has already pointed out my mistake thank you