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'But despite the comparisons with Messi, Charlie, who is equally talented with both feet, wants to emulate another winger – Black Cats player James McClean.' Being serious my boy, who is only 6, is way better than that lad! Keep ups, tricks and a far stronger shot. His friends call him the Geordie Eusebio (well they don't actually - I made that bit up!).

Chris Waddle, Lee Clark and Paul Bracewell were ok....

The problem here is quite simple - you need to take out about half of our wins because they actually didn't happen - or at least we didn't win we just outscored our opponents - apparently. Taking this new lower points total and compare that to all the games Sunderland dominated and therefore won, on paper (and in their heads). Now the league looks very different. Next, ignore the bad start they had and the worse end of the season, only count the short spell just following the arrival of their new manager, use that as a benchmark for how the entire season would have unfolded and there you have it mackems are Champions League contenders and we stayed up by the skin of our scrotums....

A caution? It took two adjourments to decide on that "punishment"? Guess the conditions of the caution are that he doesn't go to Newcastle to scratch cars again in the next 3 years.... I am not really one for making a case about making examples of people but, he should have been made an example of without doubt. Wonder how the people whose cars were damaged feel about this?

This location, with a huge car park all around it, a park and ride scheme from all directions and a metro station right next to it. Entry for £5. I can imagine the forking out of cash must be heartbreaking and the journey to get there must be arduous and frought with danger!

mackem logic = an excuse.

I just played Bolton on Fifa12 and won 10 - 0. That will be the final score today, put your money on it!!

Ha ha ha ha nice!!

Andy Carroll may be a prize plank but, there is no way on earth he would ever go and play for Sun'lun.... Even he could find all the fatal flaws in that move... And the thought of Martin O'Neill putting his arm around anyone physically turns my stomach over....

Villa and two others please! I would take so much pleasure in watching their little faces as they realise that it is game over and they are down.....

Assume there will be an FA charge for failure to control their players after that ridiculous skirmish following the shoulder charge from Neville on Larrson. Catermole ran the length of the pitch to have a go closely followed by Bardsley who would not let it go.... Twice in a month? Classy fuckers!

No doubt this match tonight takes over from our biggest game of the season following the draw they managed to hold onto at Goodison.....

That is a tremendous stat that absolutely must be published on their ridiculous RTG site. Please someone with an account let them know how far they have to go to even catch up with us.

I'd love to know how that reads in terms of minutes on the pitch. Won't be a gnats dick away from 540 mins for Ben Arfa (based on average of 30 mins per game played - couple of full half (?) and a few last 20 mins) vs. 2000 mins for Sessegnon (based on the majority of his appearances being the entire match - apologies to anyone if that is not correct)

I have never been a fan of Williamson but, for the last few games my "meh" has been replaced with a "will you just fuck off!". Can't bear to watch him, he is so uncomfortable on the ball and positionally clueless that it is making me angry to even just write this. How is he making a living at football?

Before Catermole was given straight red card he received his 10th yellow of the season. So, anyone here understand the rules? Will he get the 2 match ban for the 10 yellows and then take the 3 match ban for the straight red concurrently or is there some kind of rule where the red over rides the 10 yellows? Personally I couldn't give two shits but, would be great to have that prick out of the game for a few weeks. Sunderland are a team full of the most despisable characters, I cannot look at Bardsleys face without wanting to punch him.... I had to laugh this morning when I saw on the news Pardew celebrating our goal and O'Neill hiding behind Lee Mason on the touchline having a go at him. How pathetic, summerises everything there is to say about mackems. The draw was a massive relief but, not enough. That second half performance was monumental - it would not have been an unfair reflection on that game if we have popped 6 in during our domination of that half!! I know a few people have already said it but, I am bloody glad it is over. Not a game I ever enjoy but, this one was particularly stressy. Right from the start having to walk through the streets lines with overhyped police (who seemed to be wanting trouble to start) to sitting with my heart beating out of my chest and stress levels through the roof! Back to the business of staying in the top 6 for the rest of the season now.

Guessing you missed the irony in my reply then.....

Think Venison lived in Durham and it is widely known that Durham is part of greater Sun'lun.

mackem at work complaining the other day: I've got to tell you, I'm fed up with the excuses women come out with to avoid sex!! "I'm washing my hair" "I'm tired" "I've got an headache" "I'm your sister..." The list just goes on!!

Aroma sounds rather pleasant. Perhaps 'a stench of mackems'? OK, A stench-trench of mackems..... how would that be?

Translated into the real world: We interviewed all the managers who were interested in taking the job on and found them all to be no better than the poor old bugger that we just sacked so were left with either Ray Wilkins or our caretaker manager Terry Connor. The thought of having Wilkins around the club every day was unbearable so Terry got the job. My word!

An aroma of mackems

Didn't Warnock just get appointed at Leeds? That said, I suppose he would take the Wolves job, had it been available or offered to him....

"my mate on Facebook says Heskey is at Seaham Hall as we speak" ;D Ensuing panic erupts..... ha ha.

I don't hear Ray Wilkins on here complaining about it...... Therefore by the standard logic applied everything is OK, carry on!