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Shearer doing Klinsmann type dives made them look far dirtier than they were tbh. Big up to Midds,Cat and brother of Cat.It was nice to meet for a pint with you before the game.

How would playing s*** engineer a move? Isn't it necessary to play well to entice offers from good clubs...? Worked for Nolan at Bolton. And even more so for Michael bastard Owen.

Very good,and Supergrass' background music is superb too.

Tray's Toon are pending.

Coventry selling Dan Fox is a strange one for me...they had a small squad last season,just managed to stay up,and now all they've done is sell,including 2 of their supposed good players,Dann and Fox.Dann as i've said before is very slow but Fox is an excellent prospect. Relegation looms for Coventry imo.

They're all I use. CBA with coming to decent conclusions based on fact and evidence, seems like a lot of effort. Just hope for the best. I've bet on Shola to be top scorer ffs. Couldn't you be arsed with typing "I can't be arsed."? CBA has to be the most appropriate acronym to date.

The first time they wore that,they got pasted 7-1 at West Brom.Not were they shit,they looked like lumps of it.

Do you not remember him scoring against us?Incidentally,when he smiles,I'm reminded of a piano...shocking set of choppers on him.

FWIW Huntelaar pisses all over Defoe...Crouch and Huntelaar would work even better together

I ordered yesterday afternoon off the official site,then realised,I needed 2 more tickets so phoned to change my order,and they arrived first thing this morning,that's brilliant considering I'm 250+ miles away. To answer Obi's earlier point about the ticket design,cheap and cheerful keeps overheads down,and the charity benefits more.

A tad pessimistic there,Ashley knows he has no future at the club...he'll sell to the highest bidder,sooner or later.Sooner,i'd say.

FWIW,I think Spurs have 2 good players there,though why they need a pair of full backs is beyond me.Everton's need for a right back is far more apparent,and I think Habib could be in their sights.

i still get shudders at the mere mention of his name. when exactly did he leave? i always used to have visions of him returning jason voorhees style I reckon his last game was at Selhurst Park in the 4-2 we suffered to Kinnears Wimbledon team,who had Warren Barton playing for them.It was Ruel Fox's debut for us iirc.Could be wrong though...

Im coming up for this!!!just bought 3 tickets!!

How can a hand injury keep an outfield player out for 4 weeks?

They had home draws against Stoke, Fulham, Wigan and Hull. If they would even have won 2 of those games, they'd have won the league. If the dog hadn't stopped to shit,he would have caught the rabbit.

If Liverpool didn't win it last season after only losing 2 games,then I can't see them ever winning it tbh.

Nice one MJ.I shall be doing the same,when my giro arrives Monday morning.

Only for a celibate canine.

I fucking loathed Steve McMahon as a player.....especially when he gifted Ireland an equaliser in Italia 90.

http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/179/louisetaylor.jpg No. I wouldn't shag her with a stolen cock.

Whats good about it unless she wants a degree in the bleeding obvious?Why would Roy Keane be a problem,in any case?

Every few days is excessive. My doctor said once a month, or even once every couple of months. I think I'll check at least 3 times a day. Can never be too careful. Don't do it too much or you'll become Howard Webb.

Where does that bus go to again?

Takeover done by Saturday, Shearer as manager on Monday! Even though I know it's a fabrication,my heart skipped a beat reading this.