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Just ordered mine and my 2 year old sons!!!Roll on May 10 and May 23 when we will be swanking around Cala Llonga in them!

Chubby Brown is better than Bramble!

From tonights Chronicle: Toon announce profitMar 30 2007 By Nick Whitten, The Evening Chronicle Newcastle United’s return to European football have boosted the clubs finances. United’s Intertoto Cup success and reaching the last 16 of the UEFA Cup saw revenue for the first six months of the year rise by £2.3m to £45.3m compared to last season. And the club’s interim results for the six months ended December 31, 2006 also show a profit of £3.5m compared to £2.7m last year. Chairman Freddy Shepherd said: “Revenues are up £2.3m on last year, principally due to an increase in the number of matches played in the six month period.”

none of them wear stripes? They are all cunts?

BBC currently show all England home games live.It will be no different except for a lack of quality.

Very good player and would certainly be a good signing compared to some of the muppets we have defensively.

no way! if Defoe isn't playing week in week out he is utter tripe. He's never let Enmgland down though in his brief international career,felt sorry for him in many ways.Scored on his debut in Poland and wasnt picked for ages after that.

I don't believe Roy does impersonations.

This is the most balanced England team for ages.I would have picked Defoe over Johnson though.

And he entered Triggs at Crufts!

I still prefer Chelsea to Man U tbh.

Roy Keane was in court for shagging his dog.The Judge said"Mr. Keane,I have never listened to a more depraved tale of perversion in 30 years on the bench.How low can you stoop?" Keane says "Dachsunds your honour."

Roy Keane is ,was and always will be a grade A cunt,I agree he's trying to curry favour with the Mackem supporters by slagging off a player from superior local rivals who is better than any member of their squad.He would never have spurted this shit if Shay was Man. U's 'keeper.

That was the guidelines FFS used when headhunting Souness,I reckon Vic.

Amsterdam!Quiet place isn't it?

Unanswerable question tbh.

Lots of kisses to you too mate,we really need a pinstriped kit so my stripes would become proper size.Down to xxl now with my new diet though mate.

I think i'd prefer it if he was more outspoken .

I have changed my mind-the new kit is ace!

He should never have gone in the first place after not playing a full game for us in 6 months tbh.

It is mainly a black and white striped shirt or maybe not as the back and the arms constitute a majority.Right or wrong?

Cheers ma fuckin' best pal!!!!!!!!!

How Dave?Explain in infants school lingo as I've been over-served at the club!

Just seen FFS at sperm bank,its clear that he's a juanker.(Spanish gets by the censors!)

Coventry are the most pointless football club ever. I quite like your new shirt. I like the black back. However, my main objection, were I one of you, would be that it isn't really black and white stripes. Not properly. Agree 100% although at least it ain't got a pink sponsors logo like we thought at one stage,Coventry are a pointless team but not since Kentucky Fried Chicken Man took the reins.