Incognito

There are a few Toon fans here in Coventry,quite a lot in fact.Some of us get together and go when the Toon are in the Midlands or London.My first Toon game was cup final of 74,I was 6 at the time and me dad took us.Coventry has a real cosmopolitan football support.More people here support other teams rather than the local shite.This year for the first time in a while the Man U shirts are on parade,but theres plenty of black and white stripes around this neck of the woods. I am insanely jealous of you boys who go week in -week out,its one of the problems of loving your team who are 250 miles away,so in that respect alot of you are superior supporters to me,but i have all of the shirts and a tattoo to compensate.It doesn't matter,we're all pissing in the same pot in the end.Thats why we're named Newcastle United.

Happy birthday Sir Bobby! Hope your next shites a hedgehog Pomagne Penis

Hes taking the riise big time

They have camaraderie there at least.

He might sign for a Czech side.Bollocks thats snooker!

After Riise showed Bellamy all of his medals,he was green with envy,so later that night,he broke into his room but it was pitch black.Rumours say either he was trying to cut the Norwegian or give him a ham shank!

This is like Golfing Finnbar Saunders,

Apparently,he'll have a meeting with Benitez over a tee and a sand wedge in the morning.

Is Riises favourite song "Norwegian Wood"?

We'll be the ALBATROSS around his neck.

Maybe after last Saturday,we can become his BOGEY team.

Maybe West Ham.

If it was role reversal,would Dudek drop the charges?

Could understand it if it was Xavi Alonso,his face looks like a Titleist 360

Never a red card though,the ref who looked like Norman Pace as one of the Two Rons was garbage.

Some Betis bloke to time waste ,headed a free kick clear and then went down with a "head injury" and now Becks' is off,Apologies Nate.

He's still on my tv and playing very well.

Talk about driving a wedge between you.

7 Owen 8 3,Gascoigne and Waddle and Ginola

They should have just nicked the Coventry fans' tandem,That would have nacked them.

Surprised they didn't have "For sale" on his shirt instead of Luque. Or even To Let,or more to the point Toilet.

His brother was worse than Emile,played for Belgium also but was cack,Mbo Mpenza,who's name i always think of when i hear Artful Dodger's Re Re Wind.

Not as desperate as Wednesday.He shouldn't have dropped him from the squad full stop.Not with the "lack of tools" to work with.

Ferdinand ain't even the best cb in Man U's team! 1 Casillas 2 Zambrotta 3 A. Cole 4 Cannavaro 5 Terry 6 Frings 7 Kaka 8 Gerrard 9 Henry 10 Rooney 11 C.Ronaldo 4-4-2 or 4-3-3 either fits 10

Best player on park for Madrid tonight.If Cappello needs his arse kicking for ignoring him then what about MacClaren.No tools to work with according to Gibson but can afford to drop the former captain.I ain't a fan of Beckhams by any sense of the word,but surely he'd be better than Wright-Phillips or Carrick to name but two.I feel he's been harshly treated by both club and country.