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Brilliant play by Alonso mind.

The amount of going down easy and rolling about in this world cup is an embarrassment.

Iniesta

Probably more worrying too. Much more, without some athletes we'll get raped in the Premiership.

Villa's flailing about like a mental case in this match, doesn't look composed at all.

Still time for Van Bronkhorst to bow out of professional football with a head butt to an opponent.

He hates football, man. Don't understand why the let him speak, puts a right downer on the game. He's an amateur football hater compare to Alan Green.

Ooh, a wide player booked, good sending off possibilities there.

Imagine all the crap they'd have to pull out the shower plug hole afterwards Jizz?

Everyone else is going down just as easily TBF.

Sweepstake on sending off? Poll?

The BBC commentary is mental... every time Robben goes down he's dived, every time anyone else goes down easily they were 'just caught there'.

Supposedly that's the maximum possible, but over 16M has been paid up so far. Carrick and Berbatov seem like cracking deals for us (Spurs) now. Fergie has made some right dodgy spending decisions in his career TBF. Not that I don't rate Carrick, but he was pricey.

Nigel my psychic goldfish says 4, so I'm going with that.

I always imagine him more like Osman and Cahill... although that's not based on much.

What do Spurs fans do about getting a shirt now they have two sponsors? Just go for the league one I guess...

It looks to me more like taking advantage of a situation than an actual tapping up.

I paid something like £9 to get into Maidenhead Utd, I was outraged.

If it's gone that far it's promising news. A bit of a weird move from the lad's point of view though.

The advantage of not signing any expensive/established/good players might be that we gain a reputation as a place where young players have a chance to get some football. Straws clutched.

For this reason I'm surprised he weasled his way out of Everton like he did. He could have easily signed a fairly lucrative contract while injured then engineered himself a move in Jan or next summer.

Suarez has been just as important as Forlan, Uruguay would be out if he hadn't saved that Ghana shot.

Oldtype, that's massively pessimistic! If "our goal is basically to achieve fuck all" means to just stay in the Premiership, then surely that applies to everyone outside of the top 8 or 10 teams?

Yeah for sure, but that only applies to up-and-coming players.

Vancouver is not a bad shout. Not a bad idea, especially since they play in Summer.