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Mount is a lot of things, but he's not exciting.

Wouldn’t sell him anyway, but absolutely not to another PL team.

I’d better get in shape before I have a baby.

Non.

They shouldn’t be operating the shop either. It should be run properly by the club and full of other products. Anyway, know I’m a broken record on this and they’ll be gone ASAP.

But it’s a constant rolling 3 years right? So some of our previous spending was covered by lack of spending under Ashley.

God knows how Castore have so many deals, I guess they just give clubs much better terms than major brands. Then have to do everything on the cheap to make a profit. Need to peddle them ASAP.

Then we need to buy 3 wingers

I lost some respect for Aluko when she didn’t match with me on Tinder.

Don’t think there’s much doubt that our revenue is going to rocket. But you’d still have to decide whether to spend that ahead of time or wait until the actual cash comes in. I still believe we could spend £200m this window if we could find the players to come.

Depends what we think offside is for really. If it’s just to stop goal hanging or deliberate massive advantages, then almost any of the suggestions do that. Think the philosophical question is whether we really want to stop otherwise fine goals because someone happens to be a few inches offside. Bringing in VAR has fucked things because now you can’t just let a human judge it, you have to drawn the line somewhere. Don’t know what I would do TBH, I can’t think of a satisfying option that involves drawing lines on the screen.

Me too, I’m sure the coaching staff are aware of how good those numbers are. Just wish I knew about those bandages

I mean, he was considered one of the hottest properties in the PL.

We need someone sexy on the ball as well.

Tough one, probably Cucarella because of Tierney's fitness. But really only the medical staff would know.

Always hard to judge defensive ability in dysfunctional units. Defending is much more about the system. Would definitely give Cucurella a chance if he came in.

It's scary watching his highlights, just player after player blazing easy chances over the bar

Surely you're not going to get a PL CB who is proven and can pass the ball for any less than that? Seems an absolutely great deal to me.

You think it's too much or we couldn't get him for that?

Oh shit, yeah. Ah well.

I do think RB is a lurking issue as well though, would only take a small thing for Trippier to be out for a significant period. Especially with the amount of games we'll be playing. I'm not surprised Livramento was a major target.

Using Utd as an extra troll? Nice touch.

Never scores though so relies a lot on clean sheets.

Something that the player can understand would be class, Bruno loves his song (and Joelinton's ).