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He went big with the story recently, yep. But feels like we’ve been ‘linked’ for ages. Of course linking is just a bloke tweeting someone we might sign.

You’re probably right but I like having a go at Everton.

How are you doing Dennis?

I don’t think ‘bidding’ is real anyway TBH. You contact the club, ask if they might sell and then negotiate a deal. The way it’s talked about in the media is very weird.

We’re not stacked at left forward. ASM is the only specialist left forward in our squad.

So shite from Everton Ideal for a comeback from our social media people though.

When I was at school we did French from year 7 to 11, but you could drop it after that. So most people only do about 5 years. And you aren’t being taught to speak French really, you’re being taught to pass your exams. You could learn much better French in a few months from Duolingo. Hopefully the teaching is better now.

I learned French at school, however…

Get the feeling his partner is going to make sure it works out

Never forget the time I saw him in Gateshead Tesco.

Reckon he’d be our second best finisher and shooter behind Isak. He’s very two footed as well.

The San Siro is immense but I would imagine it’s more giant and old than modern and comfortable.

Couldn’t you apply that logic to anyone we’ve signed?

I really don’t know how many left forwards we actually have, when you think about it. We have players who can operate there but I would say ASM is the only specialist. Unless I’ve had one two many pints/wanks this evening.

I can’t think of any logical objections for £35m really, except he’s not as exciting as someone more exciting.

Yeah, must just be temporary for him to settle for a bit.

The video is class apart from the weird bit at the start following him around a random house. And that bloke showing him the Birra Moretti label, that was dire

It’s a no-brainer if the price is £35m. Might be more exciting signings out there but for that money it has to be a good addition. Almost no risk.

Por que?

The behaviour of a class act.

I think even liverpool have enough wide forwards at this point.

Probably the best time like, he’s a day into his career with us

That’s class! The top lads policy works again.

Because it’s a meaningless game, people have no money and you want to help the fans?

That would be pretty cruel