Unlucky Luque

It's doing my fucking head in. Almost makes me wish for vuvuzelas.

We weren’t getting through them before, and we sure as hell ain’t now

Conditioned to hate them, but we need them in the league. This is what football is about, being shit-scared on match day even when we are mint and they are shite. It’s THE fixture.

Looks like derbies are back on the menu, boys!

I honestly thought you lot had won a lot more trophies recently. Fair enough!

This is the best day of my life.

Get the fuck in. Don't like spurs, but absolutely detest Man Utd. Also Ange winning a trophy in his second season is just

Matches the fanbase perfectly

Beautiful people make me fucking sick

Hwang from Wolves always seems to score against us. I’ve even had that same thought seeing him on the pitch and then he fucking scores edit: 4 in 7…

Onana speaks well. Really likeable guy tbh

If we have to sell him to retain a purple, I’d rather sell Bruno over Miley tbh. I love Bruno to bits, but he has no unfinished business here anymore as far as I’m concerned. We have to look to the future, and Miley’s ceiling could be anything. In fact I’d sell anyone bar Isak, Tonali, and Hall over Miley.

His cut back pass to find Isak is the most blatant showing of his improvement. Making that sort of decision in the final third is so far from his natural instinct. That's coaching, that is.

When he burst onto the scene everyone hailed him as Pirlo's heir, when he was Gattuso's all along. Never had my preconceptions so rattled since Nile Ranger turned out to be a target man.

Also, that was 100% a shot.