Unlucky Luque

Brunt rounding the linesman

' He is awesome at tackling to be fair

Papa Diop anyone? Does he get a game for Portsmouth? Massive and versatile.

I reckon LuaLua will start, so that's some pace down the right side.

Really looking forward to see some of these guys get a chance. One of the few things that I look forward to.

do it right. You have to change you sig to "Why so Sirous"

His video interviews are hilarious. He looks really uncomfortable, is looking away and can't stand still

I like Wolfsburg and what they are doing at the moment. At least he isn't going to another premiership club. Good luck Oba, and thanks for the screamers.

Fading Star, this is abuse: Fuck off you fucking drama queen.

So, who is going to the game?

Are you shitting me? Lough at left back and kadar CB

What the fuck is going on??

They're just too powerful for the other kids

Number 30 is a cool number

interesting

Great signing for that amount Not really. You're Swedish, so your opinion on Norwegian players is invalid.

Great signing for that amount

Doninger hat-trick then.

BUT FERGIE SAID HE WASN'T SIGNING ANYONE ELSE!!!!111!11!!!! Fergie said he wasn't spending any more money. “We signed a young player yesterday from Norway, who we’ve been looking at for two years,” Sir Alex Ferguson said. “We weren’t intending on signing anyone else after last week – we feel we have a full squad – but the situation accelerated to a point where other clubs started to make bids, so we had to decide whether we acted or didn’t act. We decided to act and he’ll be the last person we sign."

Man Utd sign Mame Diouf from Molde. Top scorer in the Norwegian league, but still a very strange signing. Will go back on loan to finish the season in Norway and then join Man Utd in January 2010.

Stunning. Taylor makes me want that shirt so bad

I take it you don't read much news

On trial at Barcelona! Not really...

He's the new Diego Swarfega. But even better. I'd even go as far as saying he's in the Cherno Samba mould.