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They should let us buy him, then buy him of us for 30 million next summer once hes scored 25 goals and fired us into the Champions League.

Itll end up something more like Henry Nolan Reo Coker Benarfa Jonas Dj Campbell

Wheyse Keys are these? Monkeys Knees? Peter Reids?

He'll sign a new deal I bet.

She has teeth in her flange

CUNTFACE

FUCKING WIGAN GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR.

Y Yeah he's like a young black Michael Owen but can shoot from range.

thought it was around 500k per place

Maybe Pardew should ask Ashley if he fancies agame, he's tight and has a good physical presence.

They love to find inventive ways of claiming the high ground, itll be they are better at fiddling the benefits system next.

How cant they afford tickets, I thought you didnt have to pay now to go watch that dross.

More Smiths?

Sadly he only hits his man with the '.3' Which unfortunately for us is still superior to Jonas stats. Both of our wide players inadequacies are grossly exaggerated because of the absymal strike force. Barton, yes. But not Jonas. Half of his crosses end up behind the goal. True. Jonas is cool though. Still think Jonas would be decent playing off a lone striker in the middle, well if he learned to shoot more like. I think we should get him as high up the pitch as we can so he has less players he can run into

Glad I didnt lol

I might put a grand on this being 0-0

take it its 0-0

have they annouced it already, thats early doors.

Yeah because the scouting network never changed over that 8 year period or whatever.

Newcastle United 7 M Williamson Broken Arm Aug 11 T Kadar Hamstring Injury no return date doubtful K Lua Lua Broken Leg 30th Jun 11 L Best Ankle/Foot Injury 30th Jun 11 D Gosling Knee Injury 22nd May 11 A Smith Ankle/Foot Injury Aug 11 H Ben Arfa Broken Leg Jul 11 Sunderland 7 K Richardson Calf/Shin Injury Jul 11 R Noble Knee Injury 7th May 11 slight doubt A Gyan Hamstring Injury no return date very doubtful D Welbeck Hamstring Injury 25th Jun 11 C Gordon Knee Injury Oct 11 J Mensah Calf Muscle Strain 7th May 11 doubtful F Campbell Knee Injury Apr 12 I guess you can include ireland in our list so we win, 8-7 woot 9-7

Hey Derek, Mike and Graham. Also Mike, I bought some trainers from your silverlink branch but I've lost the receipt and the sole has seperated, can I still get a refund? Or do I have to send them to the manufacturer?

I don't know why anyone bothers shooting from a direct free kick TBH, even if you're Beckham the percentages are tiny. This is why we see less great goals, managers ave instructed players generally not to shoot from range. Although if Beckham had a freekick left of center 20-25 yards out Id back him to score 50%+ of them.

I hate 12 o clock kick offs, I like having beers when the toon are playing but if I start drinking then, Ill be in bed by 8

People said this when we signed barton and nolan I didn't. What did you say?

People said this when we signed barton and nolan