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Going to be interesting to see if he can help a youngster from the championship make the step up.

Would be better if Pardew tried to nut him and knocked himself out and Mitrovic just stood over him laughing eating a slice of Pizza.

Did he used to have injury prblems in the reserves because hopefully last season was just because he played hik when he wasnt fit like he did with Cisse.

We should hold up Pizza Hut boxes when he scores

I don't think we'll sell him unless we get good money so I reckon he will still be here. Suspect the same, who the hell will pay double figures for him? We'll probably get double what we'd get now with proper coaching and him playing central. I am worried Mclaren sees him on the right though.

Dont see why not Chelsea want rid and hes fairly young and probably not too expensive.

Why dont they announce their numbers?

Probably doesnt rate him. If this is the case I will never back him.

I never thought we would pull this off. If we got a winger and 2 centrebacks Id be over the moon.

Reports of Pards being ejected from sports direct on Streatham High Road wearing a pair of speedos. Turns out he has PARDS- GENIUS 1 tattoed on his back.

Just saw him on Purley way in Sainsburys buying a Barbecue with pards.

Probably signing for Chelsea.

Racist

Hope he is Ketsbaias type of mental. Would love to see him run around the stadium kicking the shit out of all the sports direct adverts.

If we get Mbemba as well its not bad business. Anothrr 3 of the same ilk and well win the Champions League this season even though we arent in it.

If she says it every few days and we sign him she will be correct.

Are you saying Anita was an overpriced and unneccesary signing?

i believe this more than the Porto rumours. Purely based on bollocks and the fact I have had 6 pints.

Most likely better than any of our centre halfs but hell treat it as his last few years before retirement. I am surprised they didnt move for Evans now he is available.

Blatantly aigned for Palace. Bet pardew doesnt even bother having scouts just goes for whoever we are linked to.

His goal record last 4 seasons: 18, 17, 25, 16. There are no guarantees in football but that he will score goals is as close as you'll get. Including seasons in the championship to pad his stats He's had one good year in the PL, there is absolutely no guarantee he'd be a success for us especially considering we have struggled to create chances for a fucking decade. Whereas QPR last season created between 20-25 golden chances per game I suppose?

On him joining?

Changed their policy on youth since signing johnson.

I always quite liked Barton but mainly because he was a mental bastard.

What about Keepers?