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He's just nipped out for a tab.

Fan Pissing Tastic. Who will play leftback now? Lovenkrands? No, shit he's injured as well.

Should have put a picture of Will Young by the corner flag and he'd cause no bother.

He scores goals but does fuck all else. Guthrie should be cm for me.

Aye, I think away goals only counts after extra time.

IS that when he sits down eating a wagon wheel and says thanks and then the lads talk amongst themselves?

WTF, is the pitch fucked or something?

Probably just wanted a freekick.

HE's a striker, just because he is young, managers think they can play them wherever they want. To be fair, they still don't know if he's a CB, CM or ST in the ressies. IF he's a cb then I'm a partridge he's got the physique of a 12 year old kid FFS

Injured or tired? I'd rather lose than lose Jonas and Jose to injury

HE's a striker, just because he is young, managers think they can play them wherever they want.

WHY THE FUCK BUY THE CUNT THEN BRING ON LINFORD CHRISTIE FFS.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SHIVER ME TIMBERS JOSE DONT BE TOO HURT. Where the fuck is the magic sponge, cunting Derek Wright, get on the blower the Gandalf FFS.

Send him back! Ando reckons he's 8'3". 2 more inches and he'd be taller than that chinese fella.

Should have started, cunts, the lot of em

Should whack in a cheeky loan bid for Macheda.

I reckon Barca probably have a better youth team set up than us. Last decade our most notable youth players coming through were Shola, Taylor, Ramage, Carroll and Matty Pattison.

Im in

Him, Jonas, is there anyone you like mate? He had a bad game, but imo I'd not have started him tonight anyway, this wasn't his type of game, it was Carroll's. I think he likes Josef Fritzl

Don't know why but I hate the bastard. Don't think his tactics were spot on, we were just shite, one of the worst performances I've seen from us this term. The only reason we looked half decent is because West Brom are shite at the back and their midfield is focussed on attacking, leaving a bit of space for us.

Love it when odd folk come on here, its like listening to the inane ramblings of an angry wood pigeon. He'd probably be top scorer in the league this season if he hadnt had that injury

One free kick that should have been stopped by the wall and everyone is having a wank. Was canny but isn't prem quality.

He's fuking s***. Cameron Jerome looks twice as dangerous as Jonas. Mickey Mouse armed with a pillow looks twice as dangerous as Jonas man. Yea lets blame Jonas...bravo. And where did i blame him? He's s**** at everything apart from running with the ball, zero creativity, but still our best attacking mid unfortunately. Bravo for being stupid BTW. Im stupid because i dont agree with you, like you said he was our best attacking midfielder, has a s*** final ball yep but there is far worse in the team..aka the anonymous nolan tonight.. yet you choose to single him out. That makes me stupid? f*** off to mensa will you. I didn't single him out you thick cretin, i've had a go at near everyone who's deserved it tonight. Tosser. What makes me a "thick cretin" then rude boy? Dunno, your IQ? That's what generally makes people thick. The cretin part would come from upbringing.

Could have had 5 pens.

FUCKS SAKE.