Carlito

Edwards is a right miserable drip

Same source I guess That would be an awesome birthday present for me. I'll second that. High five.

Look at it this way, which journo out there would hold their hands up and say "You know what? You're right, well played on beating us to the punch". They're too competitive to do that, otherwise they probably wouldn't be in that field in the first place.

We'll need a roll call of journalists we can tell to f*** off when it happens. It's currently standing at: Ryder Caulkin Edwards If I missed any feel free to add below. Douglas

Given that Pardew's terrible run dates back to his time at Crystal Palace, I think it's fair to put the blame on him

He can go and shit a pineapple. This thing is happening, dammit.

Oh my!

Who said that?

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Oh my...

Same goes for Shaun Wright-Phillips. I don't think his career was ever the same once Keegan left Man City.

Johnson? The one who turned obese? Willo Flood?

They welcomed him with open arms. No sympathy. Hmm, I dunno about that like. If forum's are anything to go by, a lot were against it. Palace fans on the other hand... I could be wrong on the general consensus on their forums, but there were quite a few on Twitter not only welcoming him, but slating us and Palace fans for being too harsh on him

They welcomed him with open arms. No sympathy.

Didn't Soccer Saturday used to read fan emails at one point? If only that were the case now

Perfect man for our club. Hope he's here for another 10 years.

Really good run and cross to set up the goal. Looking forward to watching MOTD later.

1. Shearer 2. Beardsley 3. Le Tissier 4. Cole 5. Robert 6. Ferdinand 7. Supermac 8. Keegan 9. Fowler 10. Ben Arfa

Everyone has different tastes. Along with Beardsley, one of my all-time favourite players was Matt Le-Tissier and he was a thorn in our side throughout the 1990's Questioning someone's reasoning for who their favourite player is is quite ridiculous lads. Ben Arfa for what it's worth is absolutely worthy of being in that conversation by the way. Not only is he the best player we've had since the Bobby Robson era, but he's the closest thing we've had to a Beardsley, Ginola, Robert, or even a Gascoigne. He was exciting to watch, and thankfully his style of play meant that he went against the grain of what kind of football a dire cunt like Pardew wanted us to play.

I could see that, provided a club with ambition don't beat us to him. A change of scenery could probably help spark a bit of form like it did with Townsend.