Not sure we could afford to supply Carver with the amount of fish and chips he'd need for the year, could use the £3m from Pardews transfer I suppose.
A years worth of plaka bags, so he can pick his cans of special brew up from the offie.
I thought he (Evans) was at home, his mate called him saying he had pulled this lass. Evans drove to the hotel and took over. Isn't there CCTV footage of her being totally smashed and barely able to walk??
It's good he's telling everyone this now like, and not months ago.
So the reports of fans "frettenin him" were totally wide of the mark and un-true. John Anderson, apologise now!