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Meanwhile, indoors, Harry is contemplating a half eaten pizza, watching SSN, as a small, salty tear rolls down his waxen face.

This girl at QPR sounds like she's constantly having those TIA mini stroke things.

I've seen service stations which project more gravitas than that entrance to Anfield.

Barry was offered to us by City. We politely declined.

It looks like the sort of place full of management accountants in Hackett polo shirts braying about rugby. Vile.

Lukaku going to Everton according to media down here. Ha ha ha ha

Jesus fuck! The yellow banner has just gone NUCLEAR

The other thing about Sunderland is that Dossena is a truly terrible player, an absolute fucking impostor.

Quinn: "Chelsea were ... err errr err making noises about Sessegnon"

Fuck me, Albion have broken their transfer record to sign Sessegnon. What is their transfer record? 5m?

Ha ha ha ha.

Arsenal's problem isn't the difference between 4th and 3rd, though.

http://i.imgur.com/UTBfw0R.png X 5000 That's surely a wind up hahaha. It is, but it's a very funny account to follow. Up there with USSoccerGuy

Imagine Piers The thing is, Ozil is a brilliant player, and I know they've borrowed a keeper from Palermo, but there's a limit to how much one player can do. It's an expensive way to make yourselves look like you know what you're doing, but is Ozil enough to move them on? I don't think he is.

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He's only shown neck up, I wouldn't rule out a sheep impaled on his cock at the moment.

Dossena is awful, truly awful. Also, generally, when you lose your best player to Albion, you're perhaps not the colossal club you think you are.

What the fuck is that kid doing out at 10 o clock on a weekday night?

Look at the state of that Peterborough bloke. Looks like he's off to the bogs every ad break to do a bit more charlie.

There's a reason Carlton Cole is without a club, and that reason is that he's absolutely fucking shit. I support a club who have actually signed Cant Control, and trust me, signing nobody is infinitely preferable.

Shit the bed! I was just thinking "What this deadline day lacks is Mo Farah telling us what he thinks of Arsenal's one signing" and lo and shitting behold, HE'S ON NOW!

I thought that, too. On the basis of young people in Manchester, I'd reckon that bloke had at least 6 knives and one firearm behind him.

Redknapp today is like Britain after the Suez crisis. Desperately trying to come to terms with the loss of a status that actually is long gone, unable to come to terms with the fact it has really happened, and the old glory days aren't coming back - stuck in the second division, mooking around trying to persuade the players he bought for Portsmouth (with money they didn't have) to join him again for the fifth time, with the slow realisation that pretty much nobody gives one tenth of one single fuck about QPR now they've stopped being money spunking clowns.

Loan. He's got a year left on his contract with us, so that's it as far as he's concerned.

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