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Ah, a good old mongthrob at Liverpool's training ground. mong-throb [mong-throb] noun 1. Informal. a gathering of brainless chavs circling a Sky reporter on the final day of the transfer window, usually at the entrance to a football training ground.

He does. As if anyone gives one tenth of one single flying fuck what he thinks about Man United's transition from the Ferguson era.

Anyone know where I can find some wheelie bins on sale?

"Gareth Bale, guys? Gareth Bale?" *cringe*

Thank god we won't be seeing much of him today. *wink*

Deadline day is like a Room 101 of broadcasting. All the people who you fucking hate in sports broadcasting in your face on the same day. I hate them all. I particularly hate that twat who does the North East grounds. I'm not a man of violence, but I'd gladly create a flesh on willow combination by taking a cricket bat to his face.

I suspect we are going to be signing a couple of people I've never heard of. Not even on FIFA.

You'll find next to no argument from Villa fans on that.

The problem is he'll be on utterly ridiculous money at QPR.

Barry Bannan having a medical at Palace in the morning. Talented lad but total fucking idiot. Drink driving, dumping his Range Rover on the motorway and legging it off after an accident, and generally full of bad attitude.

He is right up there with MON for the lack-of-thought award in the transfer market.

Imagine being able to sign a fucking magician like Cruyff for a few hundred grand.

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Don't be unless your betting each way Worth a tenner IMO. Money down the drain. No chance whatsoever.

Nice try.

Aw, bugger. Apparently we're signing some shit Czech striker who plays for Lazio.

I might just give up.

It could prove tough, though

In fact, I might say that again in the hope of being post 1 on the 1000th page.

It's awesome that Bale has finally gone to Real right as this thread tips over into 1000 pages.

He was offered to us. We declined.

Said this before the season began. Reckon they will really struggle this year. Since the start of 2013, won 4 matches. W4 D5 L13

I tell you, Albion are going down this season.

I can't believe any of them are surprised. Di Canio was a truly fucking terrible appointment when it happened, but they wouldn't admit it. He then keeps them up, and they're all cockahoop about what an appointment it was, then within three games of the start of this season, they've all changed their minds back again. He's a terrible appointment - a mediocre League One manager who got the job purely because he's got a big gob and is high profile.

It does say "customs value: 0 Euro". Have they sent him David Bentley to keep him company?