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He's been on brilliant form for the last third - a half of last season and this season so far, mind. He's laid off the weights a bit and got his mojo back.

It was at most a mid strength shoulder barge. I don't think for a moment Agbonlahor would have wanted to seriously hurt him. It wasn't anything dangerous, just totally unnecessary. Look at his snide little smile after it happens too, pretty sure he knew what he was doing. That said, 1D dude lost all sympathy with that hair flip while getting up Of course he knew what he was doing, he was grinning as he did it, it was clearly just meant to be a joke. How was he to know the 1D bloke is in fact a gigantic vagina with a shit haircut?

As he lies on the floor, nursing his wounded haircut, Agbonlahor's manager moves in to finish him off.

It was at most a mid strength shoulder barge. I don't think for a moment Agbonlahor would have wanted to seriously hurt him.

Seriously, though, here's hoping Stan didn't distract too much attention on Louis's big day.

A couple of things spring to mind. 1. What the fuck has he been drinking to puke green like that? 2. If that had been Benteke, he'd be in traction about now. http://i4.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article2260559.ece/ALTERNATES/s2197/Louis-Tomlinson-2260559.jpg

All i can say is he's fortunate it was Gabby and not Benteke who took him out.

Ha ha, Gabby taking out that douchebag from 1 Direction.

I was about to say the same thing. Doug genuinely does think he invented the bicycle kick.

That is exactly what Doug Ellis used to do. He'd add transfer fee to wages over the full length of the contract, and VAT on top. Dougonomics. When clubs start engaging in that, it's a sorry state of affairs.

Thomas Hitzlsperger has retired. I hope he never retires this brilliant German Brummie accent. Although I see Andreas Weimann is also doing good work in that direction.

I mean his general deportment since joining them, not his thing last week.

Lukaku looking like he was going to Albion only to rock up at Everton in the last minute was absolutely brilliant viewing around these parts. Still, they did manage to sign Victor Anichebe. They'll deliver tons of goals, him and 62 yr old Nicolas 'Someone-Shot-My-Dog' Anelka.

Lukaku to Everton and not Albion = Albion down.

They've signed Felliani according to the Mail. 27m. That's actually worse than not signing anyone.

Fuck me, the BBC SSN rip off has just got round to showing that Usain Bolt clip.

I dont think I can listen to this shouty cunt any more.

Two minutes till i can turn this shite off and watch Breaking Bad.

13m for McCarthy. Hmmm.

Does anyone else find themselves thinking that, while it'd be nice to boast to your mates about banging Natalie Sawyer, you'd have a significantly more fun, dirtier time with Hayley McQueen?

It's a Libor scandal. No interest in it.

Ha ha ha ha, brilliant, I thought that too.

Hoooooo!

Bit disappointed our swoop for Libor Kozak (who, apparently, we've been trailing for months) wasn't given the double height, not scrolling bottom bar AND the side panel first-day-at-school portrait shot.

Just sucked off Shaun Derry behind the OB truck. Fact.