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Yes. Tim Howard has scored more PL goals this season than Downing. Downing's last PL goal was for Villa against Liverpool on the last day of last season.

I hope you're all getting excited at the impending arrival of our highlights.

Mereilles looks like he should be begging in a tube station, sitting in his dog's piss.

That's why it is impressive what they've done for so long. Look at those stats above for their run-in, and look at some of the results they got. You've got to admire that.

Lukaku FIFA 12 gold.

I can't wait to see Liverpool's game. I believe Downing played 36 league games for zero goals and zero assists.

Fuck me, what a goal Boyce.

Crikey, you lot really have had a belter of a season. In the top four mix right till the end, finishing fifth, that's impressive shit. That's even betterer than what bestmanagerintheworldmartinoneill achieved with just a huge amount of money.

hasn't Defoe been fucking Peter Kay?

The one palatable thing about our recent fall from grace has been that we have been able to totally stop worrying about Tottenham Fucking Hotspur.

I don't think Villa fans have any nerve to talk about s*** banners. Claws to manual! I'm glad you've posted. Thought you may have topped yourself. Was actually thinking about it today I've been down there this afternoon. It was utterly surreal. I've never heard vitriol like it before. It cheered me, strangely. Mainly because it means it is OVER for a few months. I guess so. If you get rid of McLeish, get Bent fit and execute Heskey I think you'll be fine next season. Was right close this season though, bloody hell I never thought it'd be that close. The Norwich fans today started chanting "you should have gone down, you lucky bastards, you should have gone down", which our lot then started chanting, and to be honest, it's right, we should have gone down. The only season i remember being as bad was 86-7, when we were wretched, and nothing will ever quite top that, but this was awful.

Crikey. Look at the joy there.

Arsenal players pulling gangsta style "THIRD PLACE" pose.

I don't think Villa fans have any nerve to talk about s*** banners. Claws to manual! I'm glad you've posted. Thought you may have topped yourself. Was actually thinking about it today I've been down there this afternoon. It was utterly surreal. I've never heard vitriol like it before. It cheered me, strangely. Mainly because it means it is OVER for a few months.

I reckon Hodgson is the best appointment England could have made. He'll get us well organised, and that's about the most you can hope for out of us.

I don't think Villa fans have any nerve to talk about shit banners. Claws to manual!

Coyle was the next big thing last year. Not totally unlike Rodgers and, gulp, Lambert.

"In huge numbers they've followed us around" - errr?

'We'll Be Back' banner made of printed sheets of A4 stuck onto cloth. 2/10 for effort, you don't deserve to stay up.

Ha ha ha, "Great Escape" banner.

Random thought, Bolton's relegation is punishment from the football gods for playing music after scoring. Wrong, wrong, wrong. And as for the kids with the flags ...

That his mother sucks cocks in hell.

Ah, Stoke City, the only team in the league to score fewer goals than Villa this season.

Owen Coyle has a really strange "bothered hamster" look and a slopey head. ^^^ genius analysis.

Those facts mean fuck all now when those droughts are being ended by money-men just dragging them up there. I know, wa wa wa, money ruining the game, broken record. But those facts annoy me like it's some major thing when it's not like it's been done by working their way there. And now they're gonna go out and sign Falcao, Hazard and a few others to do it again. Annoying as fuck. It doesn't really matter, though. Football is always going to be about who spends the most money now. There's no difference between Man City doing it now and Chelsea doing it before, or Blackburn in the 90s. It won't ever change, either.