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I hope he's decent. I've never heard of him, tbh.

Who cares. Over four months without a home win makes it a beauty for me. I hope Weimann gets an extended run. He's a goal machine for the reserves.

It's a shame, because I quite like them (secretly), but the Dogheads are fucking terrible.

"He's saying there were two players in the way, he couldn't see it. Well, he should have seen it" How?

They were saying that on RTG today actually. It's the current MON that they need to worry about. Especially when he starts to get to spend money in the summer.

Paul Lambert = the new MON.

Thank FUCK for that.

Funniest moment of the evening (which has been a very funny evening indeed) was this tweet from Phil McNulty at the BBC.

There was an ace tweet from that parody Jamie Redknapp bloke before the final last week. "Suarez becomes the first racist to play Wembley since the Black and White Minstrels supported Slade in 1974"

Suarez is a quality player. Unfortunately, he's a racist cunt.

I have to say, I think it is because Bent isn't on the pitch. McLeish can't seem to decide on a team and formation to get the most of the team when Bent is on the pitch.

Watching Blackburn, you realise why they've done so badly, they leave so much space all over the pitch.

It was good work by Carlos, what with him being the only Spanish male on the planet with no ball skills.

I have never wanted you to win a match so much.

i was going to turn this match on once the mrs has finished watching some guff she recorded, but reading this thread has reminded me how much i fucking hate Liverpool and the media's fawning over them. so I won't.

Aye I've never understood the popularity of both Clarkson and Hammond. Both massive cunts. I hope Clarkson's daughters go blind /stewart_lee Hs routine about Clarkson taking the piss out of Gordon Brown was fucking spot on.

Is Downing playing? If so, I hope nobody snaps his vile insect-like body in two.

From "Not Jamie Redknapp" on Twitter: Brilliant stuff.

In fairness, it has. Before Kenny = fairly racist After Kenny = incredibly racist.

Our match is fucking awful. Our fans singing the full repertoire of chants of unhappiness. "Don't know what you're doing", "what the fuck is going on?" and "we want our Villa back".

BBC text service on the ball as ever:

incidentally, Gabby always scores against Wigan. It's practically free money. I've had Gabby f/s and 2-0.

Yep! Fingers crossed. *blatantly insincere facial expression*

attacking line up from you today though. has ireland been dropped ever since he swore at the manager? I'm not entirely sure. Yes, it is an attacking line up for a change. No Heskey wide midfield, THANK FUCK. I notice two things, though - four academy graduates starting today - future England captain Gary Gardner starts - that's a really soft midfield, not a tackle in it. Oops. Three.

I wonder what most fans would think of mind numbingly dull, defeatist football and six wins in 25, including no win at home since bonfire night. You're hardly fickle if you're not impressed with that. It just means you've got eyes and know what you're seeing.