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QPR signings so underwhelming they haven't even attracted any teenage mongs to piss about behind the Sky reporter.

OMG! Can we have a "Harry stops, unwinds window of Range, speaks to SSN people" moment RIGHT NOW?

:frantic: :lol: :lol: *clicks counter* that's 6,345 times today.

It is indeed quite funny. I see that Davies could reject the mackems, I wonder if Heskey's plan B...... Oh, please, please, fucking please, PLEASE.

No fucking way would Sidwell go to play for MON again, he'd have to revert to his "subbed on on 75 mins EVERY SINGLE GAME" routine again.

He's going nowhere. He's doing the business for us of late. Fo' real? Yes, he's been genuinely excellent for the last several games. Lovely ball to set up Bent's goal at Arsenal last weekend.

He's going nowhere. He's doing the business for us of late.

I've been telling you for ages, the absolute best thing for you lot with MON going there is the chance to laugh at their 1980s style transfer policy. What's Tommy Tynan doing these days?

Take your hat off, you slovenly prick, you're indoors. Just what I was going to post. What an ignorant prick. He's probably not used to being around people, mind, he's been at home playing Xbox games and wanking over that singer's tits for the last two years.

Take your hat off, you slovenly prick, you're indoors.

Guillem Balague clearly making shit up.

Apparently, Fulham are looking at getting Diego Swarfega in.

When MON started getting to do his own business for us, there were a few signings we thought "nice one", a lot we thought "well, we'll give him the chance to do it for us" and a few we thought "What the fucking hell?" (Harewood, Knight, Heskey) it's generally a slow process of it dawning on you that he cant be fucking arsed to do any work in the market, never looks abroad for players, always goes for the obvious UK based player, doesn't think about the phenomenal wages involved. Kevin Davies and Wayne Bridge are unbelievably predictable signings. I would not be remotely surprised to see him come in for Heskey today.

"Things are changing all the time!!!!" = "nothing's happening, we've had to get this orange bell-end in to fill the gaps with us"

Today is the day Sunderland fans will get that first sinking feeling about MON in their stomachs. I imagine we'll see at least one, possibly two, typical MON signings - lazy, overpriced, fucking predictable and deeply, deeply underwhelming (especially if they're strikers)

I know an awful lot about him, and let me say this, if it were us buying him back rather than Ollbeeyun, I'd be going fucking mental. He's dreadful.

That... that would be so marvellous. I can't be bothered going through how bad I think James Collins is again. The superlatives would reach the next page. I could find a few more you wouldn't have thought of. If we sold Collins and Heskey, I think I'd ejaculate my head clean off my shoulders

*throws self in front of train*

That sounds about right. Great finish by Bent there.

Tomorrow is only the 30th, strange to see MON move so early. Not at all strange to see him eyeing up the obvious, low-effort, zero-insight signing.

Rumours down here about Zigic going from Bham to Sunderland. Ha ha ha.

Got a good chance here. Arsenal are a million miles from unbeatable, and don't you have a handy record at the Emirates? In the league: P5 W2 D2 L1 We're incredibly unpredictable.

COME ON YOU VILLA BOYS!

Congratulations to you chaps. I know how much this means to you.

what? I think what he's getting at is Liverpool's disgusting way of handling it has basically told the even more retarded than usual section of Liverpool support that it's okay to do things like that prick up there in the picture. Through the t shirts, the conspiracy theories, the persecution complex, they're essentially telling the fans that they can do whatever they want and expect that they shouldn't get in trouble. And that's what's pissed me off the most about this. Liverpool's non-action towards their own player's racism has effectively opened the floodgates. Let's not forget shit like Twitter warriors 'facing' up to Collymore since this. Such a disgusting club, one of the few I would genuinely smile at if it ever went over. Fuck the club, fuck the fans. That's what I meant ^^ except explained much better than my attempt.