brummie

If that chorus of "When the Spurs go marching in" sung really slowly doesn't lift these players, what will?

Spurs fans taking it well.

I genuinely wouldn't back them to beat anyone right now, they're an absolute shambles.

Genuinely starting to think we are going to finish fourth now, despite not thinking we're going to take another point this season. Spurs, fucking hell, awful.

Keeper, fucking hell, crisp packet hands.

I pay for Sky Sports but am watching a foreign stream because I can't fucking stand Peter Drury, and when you add the YNWA wankfest over Liverpool, it just makes me feel a bit mentally ill.

Jacob Ramsey has missed almost the entire season. Emi Martinez injured currently. Morgan Rogers looking like he's fucked for the season now, too. I think the biggest one has been Kamara, he was really important alongside Luiz in that side, and that has really impacted Luiz's effectiveness. I think we've played 58 games this season, we're fucked and we're so, so tired currently, it is making it doubly worse.

That's a penalty but I still hate all this self important staring at screens, beard stroking bullshit they insist on going through.

*nervous laugh*

He will, must have been really distraught getting sacked earlier this season by *checks notes* Birmingham City.

So, this season - John Eustace has them sixth in the league, but hey, he's a lifelong Villa fan, so can't be having that, let's have someone more glamorous - appoint Wayne Rooney - sack Wayne Rooney - John Eustace guides Blackburn to safety thus playing a big part in relegating Birmingham. Genuinely, they're the best local 'rivals' you can possibly have. Nothing with ever top 'diarygate' with them, but this shit is great.

BOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!

Fuck me, if Spurs lose and we win tomorrow, I'm going to officially 'retire' weekends on the basis it can't get any better.

Come on, Plymouth, you weirdo southern yokels!

*looks at scores* *takes bottle of champagne out of fridge* *preps cigar*

TBF they are still fifth, so not that ruined. Sadly.

I just thought the same, it's a real clash.

Get in, you beautiful cockney bastards!

We are so injury-suspension-fucked, I am super nervous for this match.

I was thinking the same (about us, I mean). I genuinely haven't seen a single new Adidas kit in the leaks that has not been at worst absolutely horrific, and at best totally mediocre.

there have already been the same stories about us. It is in fact only you and us that attract these “have to sell “ stories.

Mostly, yeah, but I think there are two elements to it - finishing position plus more for appearances in live tv matches. However, I may have imagined that, and I am too lazy to google it so may be absolutely wrong here.

It's pretty unimpressive the way the Premier League have managed to box themselves into such a car crash of a mess on this. We now have: a multiple championship winner with 115 charges of financial misconduct against them, none of which have yet been addressed, and which, should they be upheld, cast serious doubt on the validity of the Premier League final tables of the last decade plus. whilst the above mentioned club hasn't been tackled, or has managed to tie the PL up legally for several years, we now have had two clubs docked points halfway through a season, one punishment having been changed, just to add more confusion. a club which has just been promoted to the Premier League, which also has outstanding charges against it an existing system which has only served to allow the 'big six' to accumulate the wealth and pull the ladders up, thus making the league even less competitive than it was beforehand a current system which has resulted in as much time being spent talking about football finances as is spent on the actual football. I thought the bad things about the Premier League - sapping every last penny of our finances, multi broadcaster tv rights requiring three subscriptions, matches at 8 on a Saturday night, the total disregard of supporters to the point they're really just considered customers, the random fixture movements, all those bad things, I thought the flip side would be that the league is as well managed as it is marketed. And these are just financial things - then there's the absolute cack-handed introduction of VAR, random pauses staring at lines on screen, 5 minute gaps between goals being scored and actual celebrations. Turns out, these guys are every bit as clueless as the local small businessmen done good who ran football during the 1980s.

Looking forward to seeing Everton weigh in with 45m they haven't got for Casemiro.

Apparently, we voted against, alongside Man United and Man City. I couldnt figure why, but this thread is interesting reading.