toonarmy

wtf Tiote?

Tiote on for Debuchy?

Get Debuchy off. Having a shocker

Marv coming on

Where the fuck is Debuchy. Just walking about

wow Krul

Absolutely bossing this right now

Sissoko looks to be in beast mode today

REMYYYYYYY

We are going to batter them. Hull look awful, we look up for it

Need to survive a few minutes now somehow

FFS Marveux

No chance this finishes 1-1. None.

I'm not sure my heart can take 90 minutes of this, but this is a fantastic match. Finally making Europe seem worth it

Lazy by Obertan, can't be offside there

That bicycle kick. Unbelievable.

Racist.

Has Cabaye even touched the ball?

Phil McNulty at the Stadium of Light, BBC Sport Chief Football Writer "Newcastle United supporters perched high behind Tim Krul's goal are making all the noise. Sunderland fans have been quiet - but who can blame them when their team has given them nothing to shout about?"

Simmo has played really well

So confused, where was Williamson on the corner?

Scholes really is having himself a game, announcer slobbering notwithstanding

what a save

nearly 60% possession so far, like a home game.

great possession of the ball so far, though mostly in our half