You have a small time view of the club you are supposed to support - read CP 40s post.....
Incidentally, the US IS scared of N Korea because they know they would have to nuke them to be sure of winning...and risk the same in return.
Nah, Newcastle United is a wonderful club, I just think it's wonderful on its own merits. It doesn't need to be one based on some sort of fabricated relationship with Man United.
We were threatening to them once almost two decades ago. We have never been anywhere near their level since and won't be for the forseeable future barring some sort of miracle or mass calamity. The idea that anyone related to Man United would live in any sort of "pathological fear" of Newcastle is quite frankly laughable.