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That's a Wilshire goal

Wonder where this free kick is going to go

Bigi is honestly fantastic though.

Our set pieces are somehow even worse without Willo

That was the worst corner kick since the dawn of mankind.

"Don't shoot it man!" "...Never mind, carry on."

Every time Simpson picks up the ball in an attacking position imagine if we had an actual ball player there instead.

At least Bigi looks decent

Simpson you galactic imbecile. It's getting beyond a joke now.

We're not playing terribly but despite plenty of possession we don't really look like we'll ever score.

What we look like is a team that's played three matches in a week with no rotation to speak of.

Obertan does something vaguely useful. Result.

Wenger taking the piss with route one football today

All our set pieces have successfully hit either their keeper or open air so far.

Do we have one player that isn't totally rancid at crossing the ball?

Not sure we're playing a high line in general. They were countering.

We can break both the no away win jinx and the no winning from behind jinx if we win today.

Arsene's zipper almost makes this whole ordeal worth it

Beginning to remember how ridiculously frustrating 90 minutes of Obertan is

Neither side looks remotely capable of doing anything. I suppose I'll take that.

You have a small time view of the club you are supposed to support - read CP 40s post..... Incidentally, the US IS scared of N Korea because they know they would have to nuke them to be sure of winning...and risk the same in return. Nah, Newcastle United is a wonderful club, I just think it's wonderful on its own merits. It doesn't need to be one based on some sort of fabricated relationship with Man United. We were threatening to them once almost two decades ago. We have never been anywhere near their level since and won't be for the forseeable future barring some sort of miracle or mass calamity. The idea that anyone related to Man United would live in any sort of "pathological fear" of Newcastle is quite frankly laughable.

Ferguson scared of us Probably about as much as the US is scared of North Korea. Probably less.

The fact that he considers this "over the top media bashing" is in itself a pretty damning indication of the magical fairytale world certain Man United fans live in