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Whenever he does something stupid I'm always like "WTF is Park doing?" because of that shit hairstyle.

Fucking knew I should have just caved in and jumped on the Michu bandwagon.

Also, QPR are a steaming pile of shit in every way.

I have to say, I just love how commentator's casually say things like "so and so have a tough game coming up at Newcastle..." We're a "tough game" now

Ah, such a glorious memory that day. Objectively one of my top ten lifetime moments. Does that make my life sad?

Obertan had a good second half. Definitely a better game than Marveaux.

Almost a glorious goal by Amalfitano there

Perchinho the savior

Wonder how bad their sub keeper is

Bad touch from Amalfitano. Unfortunate.

I'd keep doing the same thing. Dodgy keeper etc.

Obertan's contributed a lot more in the second half.

For a moment there I saw a player with 17 on his back playing for us and I recoiled in mortal fear.

OBA THE WALL!

Says the Spaniard

I'm trying really hard to make the word "Stevenage" stop popping up in my head.

It's 2:20am and I'm staying up to watch this shit

Should it bother me that it looks like Tavernier is carrying Obertan on the right side and not the other way around?

Ki Sung-Yong has gone to Swansea to sign his contract, Park Chu-Young is apparently in talks with Fulham.

All of my players had no goals and no assists for week one, but Pog, Guthrie, and Torres all scored last night. Went from something like 20 points to a relatively healthy 58

Feel like Ki would fit in perfectly at Swansea. Upgrade over Joe Allen for sure.

The right answer is probably "any combination of kids and geriatrics coached by Alex Ferguson"

27.5 is closer to 30 than 20

http://img836.imageshack.us/img836/1893/myteamuy.jpg Tried to take maximum advantage of the double gameweek for Chelsea and Reading. At 5.0, it seems like a no-brainer to choose Taylor over Colo in defense. Colo may be a better player, but he'll rarely get bonus points for it. They'll both get equal credit for any clean sheets and Taylor will score more goals. The rest of the defense (and the midfield for that matter) is just about maximizing goalscoring potential at the highest possible cost-efficiency. Dempsey and Mata just feel like guaranteed points. VDV is ridiculously underpicked for a goalscoring midfielder (4.5%) and has the potential to be a real differentiator for me if he goes on a good early season run. Decided to go a bit adventurous with my strikeforce this year. Gambling on Torres coming good, and Pog just seemed like a bargain at 5.0. Filled my bench with cheap players who I thought would have the potential to rise in value this year. Marveaux has the potential to be a big hit, Guthrie should be starting every game for reading and should go up in value significantly if they do well. Clyne is only 4.0 and could rise quickly if he has a breakthrough year. Sub goalkeeper is always just any 4.5 who starts every game for his club who can get me the minimum points in case my main goalkeeper is out. He'll be starting the first week though since Reading is worth double points.