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Thank fucking God for that.

Fuck, not him. Why is he taking a kick

He's the guy who took the last kick against Spain in 2002. Hopefully an omen. Was that one of the games you bribed the officials? one.

He's the guy who took the last kick against Spain in 2002. Hopefully an omen.

The last penalty shootout I remember was that holocaust against Japan in the 2011 Asian Cup. I don't think I can watch.

Sturridge

Only one winner in this right now, GB completely out of gas. Everyone's played above and beyond their abilities today. (Well, probably excluding Park) It'll be a real injustice if we end up losing this on penalties. Against England GB.

The kid that's coming on right now for Ji is the Korean Obertan

Needed to take one of those chances.

What took you so long?

Well, you've been reduced to long balls to Sturridge for about a half hour now. The problem is that it's working.

GB have so much pace up front, and our defenders are tiring fast. Can only favor you as time passes.

FUCK should have scored Ji being a dirty Mackem again.

Fuck. Giggs. It's so obvious what's going to happen here

Well, you're getting to see our sub keeper

Hmm.. Craig Dawson instead of Micah Richards. I like this.

Bad collision there. Head on head.

Fuck, Bellamy really is the only player in a GB shirt that scares me.

Ji Dong Won is playing ridiculously well today. This is new.

Curses, you've caught on to my devious plan.

Nah, we're allergic to scoring goals.

We'd be really dangerous if we had a player who wasn't scared of shooting.

Fuck this, might as well pack up and go if this is how they're going to play it.

He's a class keeper but magically turns into shit whenever the ball is on the spot. We have a sub keeper who's specifically there to be brought on for penalty shootouts. I'm not even joking.