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DEAR GOD

Tim Krul's so good, he doesn't even need his arms to save

KRUL

Hold the fuck on for 15 minutes I guess

Absolutely needless from Jonas

Thank fucking God for that.

Does Rooney throwing up his hands like that not count as blatant dissent by the way?

I understand the reasoning. We could use a midfielder out there who's not on a yellow card. Perch though

Cheer up guys, at least it's not Alan Smith

Good show from Guthrie

WHY IS PERCH COMING ON

Steven Taylor is the king of desperate blocks and clearances

Getting done by Mr. Negrito way too often on that right flank

Sir Alex looks like he's about to bust a vein out there

How many yellow cards do we have anyway?

Could you script a more dramatic match than Sammy scoring his first senior competetive goal at Old Trafford to give us our first win in 39 years?

Think Ferdinand's trailing leg takes Ben Arfa out if you look closely.

JUSTICE

PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

How could he ever not think that was a pen

Man United get away with mobbing the ref, as usual.

PENALTY!!!!!!!!!!!

As if the ref would ever give a pen in Old Trafford

Colo is a fucking hero and I really fucking wish we'd score.

That was an absurd save by De Gea