oldtype

Unfortunately it's fairly clear that Smith is next in line in the pecking order. It's even more horrifying when you know it's coming a week before as opposed to it just being sprung on you when the lineups come out. Reminds me of the month before I got shipped out to basic training.

It was a hassle trying to go pick up my ipad from across the room where I threw it.

Unfair, tbh. Oldtype is off his tits in every match thread. Fuck off. Only the ones where we lose.

Hamstring injuries at nufc generally mean that you're out for all eternity, so wonderful.

WHY U NO PLAY BEN ARFA ON WING

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Football/Clubs/Club_Home/2009/8/9/1249815912241/Mike-Ashley-001.jpg CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Maybe we shouldn't have let Campbell go

"Our true level" Fuck off man. Embarrassing.

Can I get just one tiny Christmas miracle out of this? Straight red for Smith? Please?

Would've been all over this shower of shit.

So he can get a straight red so we don't have to play him next weekend.

It was a forgone conclusion. They're good in the air to begin with and we had two right backs in central defense. Literally every fucking cross was a goalscoring opportunity.

Fuck, the relegationometer thread must be so deep down now, it's going to be impossible to dig up.

I'm going to hear it in my fucking dreams today. Fucking cunts.

Hopefully we'll get Colo and Willo fit for next week and we can forget all about this holocaust. Oh wait, Smith will be playing

CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL

Seriously. What happens if you play Ben Arfa on the wing? Is it the first sign of the Revelations or something?

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CORNER

Come on Obertan, don't overthink it. Just fucking run in a straight line.

Fucking Pardew man, you're soul isn't going to be consigned to eternal damnation if you play Ben Arfa on the wing. Come on.

Pissed off at him myself, but come on. I reserve the right to be pissed off out of my mind immediately after something like that happens.

He's lost it. Perch has moved up. He's "going for it"

Obertan

How easily would we be taking this pile of shit apart if we had Colo and Taylor.

See how fucking evil football is? I was prepared to accept this and write it off. Now they go and give me hope just so they can take it away again.