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Needs a months' holiday. Good thing we have so many backup wingers.

You are the most negative bastard I've ever encountered on here. I wasn't serious, and even if I was, that comment wouldn't even put me in the top 10. Or 20.

After much soul-searching, I've decided that I'm ready for the relegation-o-meter. Bump it up lads, bump it up.

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Obertan and Simpson need to be replaced. Jonas needs a break.

God just won't let Carroll score

Gerrard: "you guys are pretty shit man." Jonas:

Enrique pass for a Carroll goal, would've been perfect

I really can't believe how abysmal ALL of our wide players are

Sky doing their best to make sure Colo gets a retroactive ban

We have Man United next week? Christ Football is such a bitch sometimes.

Oh absolutely. Gonna do backflips and everything. He's going to score, breaking Colo's leg in the process. After that, Ben Arfa will get a straight red for dissent. Then Dalglish will step onto the pitch and throw a piece of paper with a 20m bid for Tiote on it into the center circle. Mike Ashley will come down on a helicopter and accept in on the spot.

All this match is missing is that and a season-ending injury for Coloccini.

Christ, shut up mate. Did you really think we'd carry as we started all season. No. Still terrible though.

I know it's not his fault but I think we've conceded something like 20 goals with Santon on the pitch now

We're a terrible football team. I don't know when it happened, but we are.

What are the odds on our final sub being Shola in at right wing?

Ref: "when in doubt, give the ball to Liverpool"

Man, I hate Liverpool so much. They are the AIDS of football.

FUCKING ARGH

oh well, at least it's not 3-0 this time.

That's ridiculous Well done Krul and Simpson

Fucking Welsh dwarf

Well done agent Carroll.

Here he comes, bet your life's savings on Gerrard scoring a 90th minute winner.