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"Our true level" Fuck off man. Embarrassing.

Can I get just one tiny Christmas miracle out of this? Straight red for Smith? Please?

Would've been all over this shower of shit.

So he can get a straight red so we don't have to play him next weekend.

It was a forgone conclusion. They're good in the air to begin with and we had two right backs in central defense. Literally every fucking cross was a goalscoring opportunity.

Fuck, the relegationometer thread must be so deep down now, it's going to be impossible to dig up.

I'm going to hear it in my fucking dreams today. Fucking cunts.

Hopefully we'll get Colo and Willo fit for next week and we can forget all about this holocaust. Oh wait, Smith will be playing

CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL CROSS THE BALL INTO THE GENERAL AREA = GOAL

Seriously. What happens if you play Ben Arfa on the wing? Is it the first sign of the Revelations or something?

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CORNER

Come on Obertan, don't overthink it. Just fucking run in a straight line.

Fucking Pardew man, you're soul isn't going to be consigned to eternal damnation if you play Ben Arfa on the wing. Come on.

Pissed off at him myself, but come on. I reserve the right to be pissed off out of my mind immediately after something like that happens.

He's lost it. Perch has moved up. He's "going for it"

Obertan

How easily would we be taking this pile of shit apart if we had Colo and Taylor.

See how fucking evil football is? I was prepared to accept this and write it off. Now they go and give me hope just so they can take it away again.

Demba fucking Ba FC

You don't win without central defenders. This was a write off. Or at least, that's what I'll be telling myself for the next week to keep myself sane.

Cabaye is going to break his leg before this game ends. I can feel it.

Should be the end of his career here. Fucking idiocy of the highest order.

It's December 2011. And Alan Smith will be starting a match for Newcastle United. Jesus wept fucking tears of blood.

If he's not on now he's STARTING NEXT WEEK

Okay, good night What a fucking ridiculous game. No central midfielders for next week too