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In before the first "just like a new signing" joke

Ba getting in on the offside game!

Same old Shola, always offside

Raylor defends well. Again. This can't possibly go on forever

Followed by a non-terrible first touch from Shola. When will the insanity end.

Successful tackle from Raylor!

and we still looked like we were going to concede. Ahh I love football!!! A bit worrying, his set pieces are generally a good indication of Barton's mental state.

Sagna knocked out by the Saylor Power Elbow

Shola the best player of the opening five minutes

wtf is wrong with Barton's hair

Jonas clearly under instructions to give Raylor as much help as possible

Was sure there for a moment that Gervinho wa sgoing to score

Tiote and Cabaye in the middle man, what a unit.

Please don't get bum raped.

Sammy looking cool on the bench

Gervinho is going to score against us, isn't he? It's inevitable, might as well start getting prepared.

Last minute winner for FC Seoul Son Heung-Min scores amazing goal for Hamburg 1-1 draw at Liverpool 3 points here to cap off a perfect day of football.

I see the Sunderland players are also quite adept at the "nah, we're not gonna pass it to the Asian lad" thing that Man United has perfected over the past five years.

Captain Cattermole wastes it again

Sad-faced Liverpool fans almost makes the Mackems getting a good point worth it. Almost.

Have to say, Ji is playing much better than I would have given him credit for.

Messi? , I should have said "in the Premiership". Drogba?

Class move followed by an utterly hopeless finish. Sounds familiar.

Jose just pushed me off the ball

Good thing we're pretty stacked on the wings at the moment. Can afford to have him out for a match or two.