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Seriously. What happens if you play Ben Arfa on the wing? Is it the first sign of the Revelations or something?

NOT ANOTHER FUCKING CORNER

Come on Obertan, don't overthink it. Just fucking run in a straight line.

Fucking Pardew man, you're soul isn't going to be consigned to eternal damnation if you play Ben Arfa on the wing. Come on.

Pissed off at him myself, but come on. I reserve the right to be pissed off out of my mind immediately after something like that happens.

He's lost it. Perch has moved up. He's "going for it"

Obertan

How easily would we be taking this pile of shit apart if we had Colo and Taylor.

See how fucking evil football is? I was prepared to accept this and write it off. Now they go and give me hope just so they can take it away again.

Demba fucking Ba FC

You don't win without central defenders. This was a write off. Or at least, that's what I'll be telling myself for the next week to keep myself sane.

Cabaye is going to break his leg before this game ends. I can feel it.

Should be the end of his career here. Fucking idiocy of the highest order.

It's December 2011. And Alan Smith will be starting a match for Newcastle United. Jesus wept fucking tears of blood.

If he's not on now he's STARTING NEXT WEEK

Okay, good night What a fucking ridiculous game. No central midfielders for next week too

I gave up just in time. I must be fucking psychic or something.

Fuck it. FUcking bullshit shit shit shit fuck it

Still a long way to go yet man. It's just infuriating. They just need to shove the ball in the general direction of the box. It will go in eventually.

Sigh, yeah I guess you don't win anything without center backs. Fuck it.

EVERY FUCKING TIME IT DEFLECTS TO THEM. EVERY FUCKING TIME

FUCK ING BULLSHIT

Fucking hell, if he didn't want to try the speculative pass he could've just run in a straight line there. Probably had the defenders beaten

We're going to end up conceding a penalty YET AGAIN at some point in this game