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It's December 2011. And Alan Smith will be starting a match for Newcastle United. Jesus wept fucking tears of blood.

If he's not on now he's STARTING NEXT WEEK

Okay, good night What a fucking ridiculous game. No central midfielders for next week too

I gave up just in time. I must be fucking psychic or something.

Fuck it. FUcking bullshit shit shit shit fuck it

Still a long way to go yet man. It's just infuriating. They just need to shove the ball in the general direction of the box. It will go in eventually.

Sigh, yeah I guess you don't win anything without center backs. Fuck it.

EVERY FUCKING TIME IT DEFLECTS TO THEM. EVERY FUCKING TIME

FUCK ING BULLSHIT

Fucking hell, if he didn't want to try the speculative pass he could've just run in a straight line there. Probably had the defenders beaten

We're going to end up conceding a penalty YET AGAIN at some point in this game

Ba

class insult

Well, I think we know what Shola's actually on the pitch for now

FFS

Every week, every highlight package. The opponent is attacking his side. Again, not even an exaggeration. Just pure, unadulterated truth.

He's finally gotten to play at left back. May he never leave that position again.

Sammy on for Obertan and Best on for Shola are probably givens at some point in the second half. Probably not at HT though.

Who needs Ben Arfa when Cabaye will just do that sort of thing for you and defend too What a player.

Still can't believe that players that are capable of doing what I just saw play for Newcastle

Gosling gets forward well but I agree, let Gosling just tidy up and cover and give Cabaye a bit more space. So far he reminds me more of Kevin Nolan than anyone else

Cabye Ba How fucked are we going to be in January?

Fucking set piece. Knew it.

I'm going to hate every single Norwich corner

Sweet Jesus Santon is amazing