oldtype

Self-purported Newcastle fan comes to Newcastle forum to say "I think all of you who actually live in Newcastle are pathetic and I'm better than you are. Thank God I'm so erudite and sophisticated and not a Geordie neandarthal like all of you." Yes, that's obviously going to go over well.

Very True. Damn those Asian glory-hunters with no real connection to the clubs they purport to support! Yeah, damn them! ...oh ....wait

Jesus Christ Colocho, you've only barely spent more time in Newcastle than I have yet you feel yourself qualified to spout out a half-dozen sweeping generalizations a minute. Piss off and stop embarrassing yourself. Not that you'll take my advice like.

Great point and well made. It's only football that brings these awful people even close to the people of Newcastle otherwise it's like Tokyo throwing MP3 players at a 3rd world country and criticising them for liking Nickleback. Don't be silly. Japan hasn't produced an even remotely marketable MP3 player since the turn of the century.

Credit to RN9, "mongstrosity" is such an apt description.

PSG seem to be on their way to bidding for every player in Ligue 1.

17 in 7 now. Two more goals. Against Bayern Munich. This kid is for real I realize this is probably getting tedious by now, but let me have my moment

A new owner would be a nice start.

Man, sooner or later you are going to run out of ways to attempt to sound condescending

See, this is exactly what I'm talking about. You're so dim yet you think you're some kind of intellectual. It's genuinely sad. You probably sincerely believe that you just made a snappy, intelligent comeback. In reality all you did was post a picture of some guy who has about as much in common with me as Vladimir Putin does with you.

oldtype, trying to prove to colocho he's not stupid and ignorant eh ? Colocho, the very idea of you claiming to be my intellectual superior, or anyone's intellectual superior for that matter, is comical to the extreme. I don't know how to say this in a non-douchebag way so umm.... Man, you're not that bright.

oldtype, trying to prove to colocho he's not stupid and ignorant eh ? Oldtype, having agonized for weeks over whether this joke is too lame or not, finally deciding that he doesn't give a toss.

Adam Smith eh? I just hope it won't cost the wealth of nations to sign him

Not surprising, tbh. Colocho trying to imply that I'm stupid and ignorant. Hmm....

Heck, my job is international military policy and I'm reasonably sure I wouldn't be able to find Iraq or Afghanistan on an unlabeled map.

I can imagine what happened now. US embassy employees are pretty infamous around here for going on rampant power trips. Probably just some embassy worker getting a hard-on by "showing who's boss" to a rich footballer.

I think it's called "financial fair play"

Joel or Sol? or D.J? Adam

Sebastian Larsson is probably more famous in Malaysia and India than Ji Dong-Won is.

I'm just glad that it's due to some random shit and not injury. Almost had a heart attack when I saw that he'd be missing the US trip.

Didn't realize they were in the middle of their season. Completely justified in hating on us then. I get pissed off beyond belief when European teams come here and arrange awkward friendlies mid-season.

We're playing against fucking Sporting Kansas City and we still find a way to hate the opposition's fans

Perhaps fuck all has actually happened with him, the whole idea of Villa bidding 9m was bullshit, and the media are trying to cover their asses by adding new "twists?"

Maybe we should just merge the two forums and see what happens. ...or not

I care about women's football so little. Japan has won something and I'm not even vomiting.