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Don't be too hasty, don't want to throw the Bebe out with the bathwater. Hell, the way the sun shines through Fergie's ass I fully expect him to come good and score a hat trick against us next season.

Man how much MORE time am I going to spend on here if we actually go buy a Korean? Not to mention having to deal with the hordes of non-English-speaking Korean posters who'll no doubt invade this place.

Now Ferguson can officially pretend that he bought Hernandez for 15 mil and forget that Bebe ever happened.

I'd be on the moon if he was born a few miles north. The way things are in the South these days, he could have been for all you know.

To be fair I think Pulis is a very capable manager in his own way.

Man, I love Park and hate Man U so much at the same time.

ah.. well done Park lad, I guess

Why? Samba will be looking for a way out. If arsenal and wengar are stupid enough not to take him we would be a good bet Hangelaand may be a bit mote difficult We'd be a sideways move for both of them and those generally don't work out too well. If nothing else Fulham and Blackburn would demand absurd fees.

Come on Chelsea. Lets try and make this remotely interesting at least.

both of our strikers piss me off so much

I don't know about Pardew quotes but I can certainly find 10 examples of

Good players are a rarity in our squad

So Vukic is a key player now? interesting.

I've wanted him for 4. Ive been scouting him since he was a wee kipper in Sweden. I've wanted him since his ancestors descended from Asgaard or whatever the Swedish creation myth is supposed to be.

Whatever he's doing he's without a doubt better than our old "scouting" system.

Eh, I don't mind. Barely ever notice what the Keeper's wearing anyway.

I just don't like Puma shirts. Something about them is just off.

So miss three games, to protect him from missing three games? He's two bookings away, anyway. In which case he's only missing two games to protect him from missing three games therefore I'm right. Hah. Take that. Hah.

should sit out the rest of the season then. complete no brainer.

It's a good thing the club doesn't judge players based on the bifurcated standard of "amazing" or "not good enough for the prem sell immediately."

Some old, malnourished guy from the 1890s that none of us has ever heard about.

Interesting that none of the teams relegated from the Prem came anywhere near coming back up.

How often are the papers right though? They only linked us with Tiote after we'd bid. Exactly !! 99.99% of the stories are made up nonsense, especially so in our case with the way the press treats us....i never can figure out the worry about the rumours, its a bullsh**. Well I'd say some are born with thought we were linked with Puncheon he doesn't look likely to stay at Blackpool and we have a cheap owner. That's exactly what they are though, wild guesses. "Hmm... I need to fabricate a story today to fill my quota -> NUFC probably need a winger -> Ashley is a cheapass -> Pardew used to manage Southampton -> voila, Puncheon!"

When's the last time we actually signed someone the press were linking us to at this stage in the season? Answer: never (or maybe Sol Campbell?)

If we're going by available squads right now, Sunderland.