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I'd say it was more to do with the fact we have no striker worthy of the name in the squad just now. If you want to be that way, it's down to a lad named Luis Alberto Suarez being born in Uruguay 24 years ago.

Commentators over here are saying the turning point was Dalglish switching Flannigan and Johnson. Can't say I entirely disagree.

Decent build up at times, but completely toothless. It's having shit strikers, simple as that. Not a whole lot to say about the match.

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. Pathetic. Nah. It's easy to say that when you're nowhere near the ground. People have paid to go and see this s***. Keep going, I'd like to see how far you can take this. "I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh." Laughable. Keep laughing then buddy.

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. Pathetic. Nah. It's easy to say that when you're nowhere near the ground. People have paid to go and see this s***. Keep going, I'd like to see how far you can take this.

Thought that was going in from Tiote there!

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. Pathetic. Nah.

I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. We're playing about as well as can be expected of a team with nothing to play for and two steaming piles of shit up front.

I kinda feel bad about the guy who spent 50 quid at the club shot just to make that

Here he comes. Yay.

Colo: "fuck you pathetic excuse for attacking players. I'm gonna go up and do it myself."

That was insanely bad defending from Williamson for the third. Hey Mike, Their biggest goal threat is running in behind you, how about not watching the ball?

Stunning how little I care at this point

He dived. He dived outside the box.

outside the box, by the way

Williamson you fucking, fucking idiot.

Lovenkrands running fast

Flannagan and Johnson have switched sides, by the way

It was an utterly brilliant move yet Lovenkrands still figured out a way to be completely useless inside the box, by the way.

Fuck man, should have scored that. Brilliant move.

Say you're a defender, would you panic if Nile Ranger was through on to your goal?

You never know, Ranger might start putting in some effort so he can move to Liverpool too.

They're blatantly suffering because of the two geniuses up front man, got nowhere to give it to.

The fact that we're forced to choose between Lovenkrands and Ranger every week makes me want to kill myself You're all talk and no action. We're Newcastle fans, we'd be extinct if we acted upon it every time we're suicidal.

The fact that we're forced to choose between Lovenkrands and Ranger every week makes me want to kill myself