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I'm not that bothered about the performance tbh. We're playing about as well as can be expected of a team with nothing to play for and two steaming piles of shit up front.

I kinda feel bad about the guy who spent 50 quid at the club shot just to make that

Here he comes. Yay.

Colo: "fuck you pathetic excuse for attacking players. I'm gonna go up and do it myself."

That was insanely bad defending from Williamson for the third. Hey Mike, Their biggest goal threat is running in behind you, how about not watching the ball?

Stunning how little I care at this point

He dived. He dived outside the box.

outside the box, by the way

Williamson you fucking, fucking idiot.

Lovenkrands running fast

Flannagan and Johnson have switched sides, by the way

It was an utterly brilliant move yet Lovenkrands still figured out a way to be completely useless inside the box, by the way.

Fuck man, should have scored that. Brilliant move.

Say you're a defender, would you panic if Nile Ranger was through on to your goal?

You never know, Ranger might start putting in some effort so he can move to Liverpool too.

They're blatantly suffering because of the two geniuses up front man, got nowhere to give it to.

The fact that we're forced to choose between Lovenkrands and Ranger every week makes me want to kill myself You're all talk and no action. We're Newcastle fans, we'd be extinct if we acted upon it every time we're suicidal.

The fact that we're forced to choose between Lovenkrands and Ranger every week makes me want to kill myself

You know, we might even be a pretty decent team with actual strikers. God knows how many more points we'd have with Best.

We'll blatantly tie it up from a set piece in the second half and then Suarez will immediately put them back on top with a fucking wondergoal, and the game will end 2-1. And I'll be wondering "man, why does this feel disturbingly familiar..."

And again

Shola

Direct shooting from Jose, that's a first.

what the fuck man, why is Mereiles not getting booked for that

Any savvy manager would do the same in his shoes. Can Mike Ashley come out and run around with his bank balance sheet so we can get back at them?